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15
Apr
2011
Easter Message from Ricky Gervais
... Posted with permission
Last Christmas I wrote a little essay entitled: "A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais: Why I'm an atheist."
The Wall Street Journal ran it, and it caused quite a stir. I was even asked to answer some of the comments.
So for Easter I thought I'd do another one. Here it is.
A Holiday Message from Ricky Gervais: Why I'm a good Christian.
The title of this one is a little misleading, or at least cryptic. I am of course not a good Christian in the sense that I believe that Jesus was half man, half God, but I do believe I am a good Christian compared to a lot of Christians.
It's not that I don't believe that the teachings of Jesus wouldn't make this a better world if they were followed. It's just that they are rarely followed.
Gandhi summed it up really. He said, "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
I have always felt this way, even when I believed in God, and in a weird way I feel I am still a pretty good "Christian" who doesn't believe in God.
So many Christians think that because they believe in the right God, they are automatically good and have a one-way ticket to everlasting life. Dare I say it but I suspect this is their main reason for believing. I've heard so many "believers" say, "Well, since there is no way of being sure whether there is a God or not, it's better to believe in God than not, because that way, if you're wrong it doesn't matter and if you're right you get everlasting life." Win:win.
This is of course Pascal's Wager, which assumes that God if he exists would reward blind faith above logic and living a good life as an atheist.
To the Christians' God by the way, it's just as bad to believe in the wrong God as no God at all. The idea of other Gods is of course ridiculous to Christians. Supernatural poppycock. As if there was ever a Zeus; stupid, ancient, unenlightened superstition. And even if there are other Gods (which of course there aren't) then the Christians' God is the best. Hardest, smartest... just better. He would laugh at Zeus and call him a Greek bender. (I doubt that God is racist and homophobic but the Bible isn't clear. Some bits go on about love and equality and others say you shouldn't trust certain types and that laying down with a man as you would with a woman is punishable by death and is a bit sick and evil.)
So remember. If you are gay you are "Bumming for Satan" basically. (That would make quite a good T-shirt.)
Jesus was a man. (And if you forget all that rubbish about being half God, and believe the non-supernatural acts accredited to him, he was a man whose wise words many other men would still follow.) His message was usually one of forgiveness and kindness.
These are wonderful virtues but I have seen them discarded by many so-called God-fearers when it suits them. They cherry pick from their "rulebook" basically. I have seen such cruelty and prejudice performed in the name of Christianity (and many other religions for that matter) that it makes me wonder if there has been a bit too much selective reading and reinterpretation of the doctrines.
God or not, if I could change one thing for a better world, it would be for all mankind to adhere to this little gem: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." I assure you, no more stones would ever be thrown.
So maybe we should go back to basics to find out where it all got confused.
The Ten Commandments
The 10 Commandments are found in the Bible's Old Testament; Exodus, Chapter 20. They were given directly by God to the people of Israel at Mount Sinai after He had delivered them from slavery in Egypt:
"And God spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the LORD your God.'"
So let's take the test. How many of these have you broken?
ONE
'You shall have no other gods before Me.'
I definitely do not. Excellent. I get one point.
TWO
'You shall not make for yourself a carved image - any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'
This basically means don't make or worship a religious statue or bow to it thinking that it's holy. Tick. Another point to me.
THREE
'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'
I never do. But let me explain something. Most people think that The Third Commandment means that they shouldn't use his name as a swear word, e.g. shouting, "Oh God!" when they stub their toe instead of, "Oh Fuck!"
This is not the case (although I love the idea that God would rather them shout "Fuck" than "God". That makes him cool in my book. But no.)
The commandment could equally be, You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in "vanity" e.g. when your enemy is hurt or defeated saying, "that's God's wrath," or when you win an award saying, "thank God." This is using his name in vanity. It's suggesting that you KNOW that God helped you win that award because you deserved it more, or because he was on your side. It's always tickled me that God would have a favourite actor at The Golden Globes.
Anyway I get another point. I think most non-atheists will lose a point here.
FOUR
'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
Before we score this we need to discover what it really means when God commands us to keep the Sabbath day holy. In understanding our answer, and the true intent of God's word, it doesn't matter what day of the week we celebrate the Sabbath. There were no calendars when God created the heavens and the earth so we don't know what day he stated and ended. Don't let the 'day' become more important than the 'intent'.
If we look at the portion of The Ten Commandments which refers to this, Exodus 20:8-11, it seems to be very specific;
8 "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 9 "Six days you shall labour and do all your work, but the seventh day is a sabbath of the Lord your God; in it you shall not do any work, you or your son or your daughter, your male or your female servant or your cattle or your sojourner who stays with you. 10 "For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day; therefore the Lord blessed the sabbath day and made it holy. 11 "The Lord blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
According to the Bible, God commanded us to keep it holy. But what does that really mean? Work is basically referring to that which we do to earn a living, or in working around the house, or any labour we participate in daily. So, if we never worked at all would that mean every day was holy? No. This absolutely is not being holy. In various places in the Bible we are told of our need to work, for in our work we honor God. So... basically you have to work for the equivalent of six days a week with a day off.
I do this. I get another point.
FIVE
'Honour your father and your mother.'
I think I get a point if anyone does with this one.
SIX
'You shall not murder.'
Nope. Tick.
SEVEN
'You shall not commit adultery.'
Nope. Tick.
EIGHT
'You shall not steal.'
Nope. Tick.
NINE
'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.'
Nope. Tick.
TEN
'You shall not covet your neighbour's house; you shall not covet your neighbour's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's.'
Nope. Tick. Another point for me.
Not bad for an atheist.
I make that 10 out of 10.
How did you do?
Even if this doesn't prove I am a good Christian it does prove that the Bible is a bit inconsistent, open to interpretation, and a little intolerant.
This is not peculiar to Christianity to be fair. And I like to be fair. Because unlike ALL religions, as an atheist, I treat ALL religions equally
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So, to combine bits from Andy and xyzwriter, let me see if I have this right.
"Jesus was fully human and fully God." This matches my outsider's understanding of Christianity as well. Jesus is God.
"Jesus died to make it still possible for them to belong to God [sic]".
Jesus died. Jesus is God. Therefore God died. Therefore, no one was around to resurrect Jesus. God/Jesus is dead.
Nietzsche wins!
To deny this would be to deny that Jesus is God or to deny that Jesus ever actually died. If he didn't die, how does that absolve anyone of sin?
And that, without even going into the completely silly philosophy that sacrificing one life can possibly absolve another of sin in the first place. The only absolution for sin is to make restitution to the injured party. Oh, and when there is no injured party, there is no sin.
So, thinking about breaking a commandment but not actually doing so, that's called self-control. Some of us respect that. Coveting thy neighbor's wife but not actually acting on it? Ditto.
Homosexuality? No injured party, no sin. Prostitution? Ditto.
Sin (or crime) lies in deliberately and unnecessarily harming others or acting in an extremely reckless way such that there is a high likelihood of harming others even if it may not be the intent, such as drinking and driving.
In my mind, there is not and should not ever be any such thing as victimless crime or sin.
This is great. Gervais is brave and persuasive. Loved his interview on the Daily Show!!!
For something in a similar vein, check out THAT PLAY ABOUT ATHEISM on amazon. It's a very funny three act play that takes down religious belief in supernatural gods. Yahweh, Baal, Thor, the Flying Spaghetti Monster and "You Know Who" all have speaking parts. 7 Actors, 1 hour. Good for young adult audiences.
I'm confused about the whole relationship between Christianity and the Old Testament. Somewhere along the way, something got interpreted as if Jesus denied a chunk of the old law. I think it was when he said something about someone without sin casting the first stone.
And yet, at no point did he define which old laws were still valid and which were invalid. So, eating pork became OK; not circumcising penises became OK; there was some confusion about Saturday and Sunday; it became OK to stop telling of the escape from Egypt; it became OK to stop putting the Hear O Israel thing on one's doorways and stop wrapping it around one's hand and head; and it may even now be OK to wear a garment made of linen and wool. Some of these were pretty major things.
But, the ten commandments remained in effect.
I'd love to know where anyone thinks this is all spelled out. And, when we're all done with that, isn't that big hideous statue of a guy nailed to a tree with ketchup all around something of a graven image? If not, what about all the altars in the Catholic churches of the world? Wouldn't praying to a bloody mary The Virgin Mary be having another god before god?
So, as for keeping the ten commandments, you may be right about some atheists being better at it than some Christians. Certainly, there are loud bunch who never heard about the whole "love thy neighbor" thing. But, I don't even know why Christians bother to pick and choose their passages from the old testament anyway. Who told them which bits to keep? Nothing in the New Testament indicates what should and should not be kept, unless it's that one spot in Matt 5:17 where Jesus clearly states that the old law remains in effect in its entirety so that pig-eaters are clearly in violation of the law. Christmas ham anyone?
It seems to me that Ricky Gervais is actually less of a sinner than "god" himself.God impregnated Mary, who was married to Joseph. He, "god", committed adultery and coveted his neighbors wife.
Minus a point for not keeping human beings as labor/sex slaves. Jesus was supposedly surrounded by these ("servants" in modern translations) yet never objected to their enslavement. The bible only says treat your slaves well, as if that was possible, and not to covet someone else's slave.(if you think "servants" were voluntary employees, explain why recruiting is against the commandments. Doesn't make sense.).
Actually the "doctrine" states that Jesus was fully human and fully God simultaneously. Not half and half, like a coffee creamer. But since it is nonsense either way, it is probably unimportant.
I find it interesting that a controversial actor/comedian who is rarely well-received would focus most on the "cast the first stone" saying, rather than the Golden Rule. It seems that Mr. Gervais needs to develop a thicker skin.
He makes a very valid point though, that many of us, if not most, are good, honest and caring people, despite being godless heathens who are going to Hell. We would make better Christians than the current lot.
Ricky, I'm think you should re-evaluate your "good Christian" status.
Jesus said to him, “ ‘You shall love the LORD your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.' This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like it: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’On these two commandments hang all the Law and the Prophets.” Matthew 22:37
Loving the Lord your God - no tick.
Loving your neighbor (assumption in your favor) - Tick.
Considering this passage I would say you're at 50%.
Loving one's neighbor, didn't mean the person that lives next to you, it means your fellow jew... The amalekites were someone's neighbor.. Don't really hear about them much anymore.. And th first commandment SEEMS to indicate that "god" is a very jealous god.. Jealousy seems to me to be a petty human emotion which supernatural beings should be immune..
Just saying..
Shodan06, I'm just saying that Ricky is at best 50% according to his own comparison. And that's assuming he loves the expanded list of neighbors like Christians, Muslims, Jews, etc. Maybe we should drop that down to 35% or so.
Thank you Ricky Gervais! Always nice to see an actor taking a stand for reasonableness. Too many actors (especially Americans) have to duck on this one, they risk loss of commercials, jobs, and being blasted by the hate press (Fox!?). Some part of me wishes that folks could follow some of the 'nice' lessons of the bible, just as there is a great moral message in Harry Potter, the works of Robert Heinlein, and others - while understanding that it is a myth, a contradicting group of sayings, and written and recorded during a history not exactly known for it's understanding of why things happen! If you happen to be a public figure - come out of the closet! Take a chance! We might start turning the tide of religious zeolotry and repression.
The Christian answer to Ricky's post would be that indeed, non-believers can be very good in the sense of making life better by their own lives. Where we part ways would be a two-fold disagreement:
1. I doubt that anyone would claim to have obeyed all of the ten commandments, since Jesus said that to think about breaking any one of them is a sin. (Yes, that is ridiculously impossible, which was Jesus' point--without a Savior we cannot be considered sinless) Even Christians who spend half their week in church still are sinners--Jesus died to make it still possible for them to belong to God)
2. Christians would argue that when anyone (believer or non-believer) does a selfless, caring thing for anther person, nature, etc., it is because we are being influenced by God, not by rules, because it is in the nature of us all to reject another person's rules commanding our lives.
I read that this sight was for the open minded, so hear me out. I have a god, and he follows me everywhere. Im positive he's there, and not because of the bible, but because I can feel him in my heart, in the deepest part of my soul, my god is burning. There are a hundred contraversies in the bible and christian world, and im not intrested in any of them, what im intrested is love, my god loves me. I dont care about being a good christian, I care about becoming closer to my god. My god created me because he wants a compainion, and my time spent on earth is bringing me closer to him. When I die I am confident I will meet him, and I will spend everyday of eternity with him. I honestly dont care about the logic behind any of it. I care that my God loves me. He paid the highest price for me, and I wont deny him.
What happens when your God tells you to murder someone in his name?
Wow, your "faith" is strong.. If you are so convinced that "god" is real and don't care about the logic behind it.... why are you on this webSITE?
Check out the SITE below and begin to see why god is "burning in your heart"
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/12/religious-belief-is-human-natur...
By no means am I saying its "truth" but accumulation of data, in my mind, is a good thing..
Hey all! New to the site, guess it's time to get started!
I honestly find this hilarious. I can just imagine some nutjob saying, "WHAT!??! How could an atheist be a better Christian than I? Blasphemy!" As others have said, Jesus preached of peace and kindness, not blind devotion to a deity because we don't understand everything on and beyond Earth. Ricky makes several good points in the essay, and I do applaud any public figure (and anyone for that matter) for saying their beliefs. Too many people get shot down (and literally shot down) because they challenged commonly held beliefs. That's why I've come here, to engage with others who feel as I do and to talk about it.
Scott - You sir, are very persuasive
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