At least according to the Amazing Grace Baptist Church, which declared that New England’s quarterback is destined for eternal damnation for his sinful existence in this life. Via NESN (via the Huddle)
“Tom Brady has an unwed child, but it’s okay because he wins Super Bowls. Tom Brady is teaching us to have sex outside of marriage, to commit fornication, don’t marry and do the right thing, don’t take responsibility for your actions, have a good time no matter who you hurt in this world, go from sex partner to sex partner, and it’s okay because of who I am. How many of you dad’s (sic) cheer on Tom in the Super Bowl while your kids are watching?”
Not to make light of one’s religious beliefs, but this is something you might find written on the walls of an insane asylum … in feces. (And just so we’re clear, nobody thought winning Super Bowls made it okay to have an unwed child; that it was with Bridget Moynahan made it okay.*)
Wouldn’t it be great if Tom Brady had some means to get out of hell? Maybe if there were some way to use his money, perhaps give it to some holy person who could then, for the right price, absolve him of all he’d done so he’d spend eternity in heaven… Too bad, that’d be scandalous!
Remember folks, from your friendly atheist (me, not Hemant): Sex is good. Do it a lot. If you’re an adult and not married, I recommend protected sex 3x/day. Aww heck, make it 4. And if you want to have kids, find a nice responsible partner with no diseases and have unprotected unwedded sex, as long as you’re responsible with the children, you know, like Tom Brady.







