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By: Krystalline Apostate

Krystalline Apostate — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:46:05 +0000

Lao Tzu, I’m Irish too, so I get a free pass @ Irish jokes.
I don’t drink, & potatoes are fattening. But I still consider meself a son of Eire.

By: MichaelInDC

MichaelInDC — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 03:50:52 +0000

Can someone please explain to me how you can blaspheme against something that doesn’t exist?

By: NotSoFast

NotSoFast — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:56:50 +0000

lao tzu, there’s actually only one. You see three of him because he’s drunk.

By: lao tzu

lao tzu — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:53:21 +0000

Dammit! If there weren’t three of you I’d punch you right in the face.

By: Krystalline Apostate

Krystalline Apostate — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 01:51:35 +0000

O’Leary & McLaughlin are staggerin’ down a country road at night.
Says O’Leary, “Aye, ‘n when I die, will ye pour a quart of good Irish whiskey on me grave?”
Says McLaughlin, “Why sure enough, ‘n I hope you don’t mind if it passes thru me kidneys 1st.”

By: Charlie

Charlie — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:55:05 +0000

too funny

By: what

what — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:32:55 +0000

An Irishman walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, “what’ll you have?” The man says, “Give me three pints of Guinness please.” So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they’re gone. He then orders three more.

The bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold. You don’t have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I’ll bring you a fresh cold one.”

The Irishman says, “You don’t understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we’d still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we’re drinking together.

The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers.

Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them in silence and then ordered two more. The bartender, realizing what must have happened, approached the Irishman and said to him, “I’d just like to say that I’m sorry for your loss.”

The Irishman’s was at first befuddled but upon realizing the meaning of the bartenders words replied, “Oh, no, no, me brothers are jus fine. … I just quit drinking.”

By: lao tzu

lao tzu — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:05:05 +0000

When people make a comment about me being white, I tell them I’m not white, I’m Irish. Man it’s rough having an Irish heritage. People ask me if I’m drunk all the time or if I want any potatoes. I can’t believe they’re going to pass this stupid ass law. They only way we’ll be able to defeat it is if they vote sometime in the afternoon. In the morning we’re too hungover and in the evening we’re too drunk, but in the afternoon we’re at that “philosopher” stage of drunkeness where we’re pretty coherent. And since it is now past noon, I have to start drinking.