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Blasphe-ME Event Planned for Convention

American Atheists will stage a mass-blaspheming event at the American Atheists National Convention in direct defiance of the new BINDING UN Resolution restricting people from ridiculing religion, specifically Islam. Those who try to squelch criticism are the ones who fear it, and Islam has a LOT to fear when it comes to open and honest discussion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRb2OKPBswMhttp://www.canada.com/topics/news/world/story.html?id=9b8e3a6d-795d-440f-a5de-6ff6e78c78d5

UNITED NATIONS – Islamic countries… won United Nations backing for an anti-blasphemy measure Canada and other Western critics say risks being used to limit freedom of speech.Combating Defamation of Religions passed 85–50 with 42 abstentions in a key UN General Assembly committee, and will enter into the international record after an expected rubber stamp by the plenary later in the year.But while the draftÂ’s sponsors say it and earlier similar measures are aimed at preventing violence against worshippers regardless of religion, religious tolerance advocates warn the resolutions are being accumulated for a more sinister goal.“It provides international cover for domestic anti-blasphemy laws, and there are a number of people who are in prison today because they have been accused of committing blasphemy,” said Bennett Graham, international program director with the Becket Fund, a think tank aimed at promoting religious liberty.“Those arrests are made legitimate by the UN bodyÂ’s (effective) stamp of approval.”

During this event, those who so choose will defy the UN’s demands that we keep quiet about the absurdity of religion in the name of political correctness. We will, en-masse, recite a statement ridiculing God, Allah, Muhammed, and any other mythological being or false prophet and openly plead guilty to the victimless “crime” of blasphemy. People will be given the opportunity to speak their personal views and give their names. We will then challenge the US to arrest us for this crime, or openly rebuke the UN’s resolution.In the words of President Obama, “We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus, and nonbelievers.” We all enjoy the right to openly criticize each other (as we often do), and we invite people of all religious and theological beliefs to join us in this effort by recording their own blasphe-ME event, or even a personal statement, and posting it on the Internet. Of course, those who believe in a deity are expected to blaspheme gods in which they do NOT believe, as is their right (unless/until the UN gets its way). This is one issue where every American of every religion should be on our side. The United States is a nation where freedom of religion, press, and speech are paramount. They are our First Amendment. We will not back down and bow to pressure from any governing body who seeks to take our freedoms away. We will not yield to terrorism cloaked in politics.I’ll go first: My name is David Silverman. I openly and freely state that religion is ridiculous, and all gods are fictional. I also state that Islam, specifically, is a barbaric religion, based on the teachings of a false prophet, that promotes ignorance, hate, and violence (including terrorism). I plead guilty to blasphemy and promise to do so in court if need be. I do this in direct violation of the UN resolution, and I personally challenge President Obama to rebuke this resolution, or order my arrest.United we stand.

85 Responses to “Blasphe-ME Event Planned for Convention”

  1. avatar Ren says:

    Tuen,

    Now that made me smile :-)

    But, I really think you should have gone with one of the Apostles instead of his mother, Mary. Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh, now THAT’s blasphemy!

  2. avatar drchris06 says:

    Now I’m p***** off at Pakistani (99% chance that means Islamic) terrorists. They have attacked the Sri Lankan cricket team’s bus in Lahore, killing a handful of policemen and wounding some players and officials. In many parts of the world (not in USA) this is a super-blasphemy… attacking cricket, which is almost as ‘sacred’ as religion.

  3. avatar what says:

    drchris

    Now I’m p***** off at Pakistani (99% chance that means Islamic) terrorists. They have attacked the Sri Lankan cricket team’s bus in Lahore, killing a handful of policemen and wounding some players and officials.

    I’m still pissed at American (78% chance that means xian) terrorists. They attacked and occupied Iraq killing 100s of thousands and wounding countless numbers.

    I’m also pissed at Israeli (97% chance that means jewish) terrorists. They attacked and killed 1300+ Palestinians (700+ civilians) and wounded many more just weeks ago.

    But hey my priorities are fucked up. Right?

  4. avatar quantum_flux says:

    Dave, in regards to conciseness, could you delete all of my other posts, including this one? I’m going to repost it all in the form of one big list, I think it will sound more inspirational that way.

  5. avatar quantum_flux says:

    If I should have to defend myself for blasphemy, although one should hope that kind of totalitarianism never really happens in America to an innocent anonymous blogger like myself, but if I do have to defend myself:

    (1) Allah is accessory to child molestation because 9 out of 11 dead virgins or some extremely large portion of them are probably children.

    (2) Both Abraham and Joseph Smith were polygamists.

    (3) Jesus is probably gay because he spent the majority of his life with 12 men on fishing boats and because he never even had a girlfriend, so perhaps he should throw the first stone, at himself that is, in order to practice what he preaches and all.

    (4) Mohammid was a child molestor because he married a 9 year old boy.

    (5) Moses and King David were both cold blooded murderers who led wars against and raped and pillaged entire villages merely because they were gentiles instead of Jews.

    (6) Solomon was a womanizer who wrote about his sexual exploits without the permission of the women whom he was with.

    (7) Buddha was a fat glutton like Santa Clause, both also made up characters, just look at the picture of their fat asses.

    (8) Shiva and Vishnu are cross-dressing trans-vestites….what gender are they again!? Can anybody tell what gender they belong to from their portraits, because I sure can’t!

    (9) I hereby also blaspheme all of the Obama Worshippers too, for their incessant need to bow down to ‘The One’ who wants to play Russian Taxlet with our paychecks:

    “Russian Taxlet – This is a tax system whereby the government picks a randomly generated number between 0 and 1 (or more) that is multiplied by your paycheck amount in order to determine how much taxes you’d be paying.”

    (10) Socrates and Confuscious were both hypocritical jobless bums who proclaimed themselves wise while telling other people how to live their lives.

    (11) The Gods (Jesus, Yahweh, Allah) of the Monotheist Trifecta’s concept of Hell (eternal torment) constitutes cruel and unusual punishment, and thereby is a violation of the US Constitution. Those Gods, if they exist, should be put in jail for their anti-American practices of torture.

    (12) I hereby blaspheme the United Nations for their totalitarian regime and do encourage the USA to withdraw from that piece of shit communist organization (yes, it is communist under the guise of “world peace”)!

    ….there, now I hope the national government doesn’t try to censor the truth, assuming these characters aren’t made up in the first place (which most of them are and I should have every right to say that as an American). Besides, are these really role models we want children reading about!? I don’t, I would much prefer my kids read about the lives and achievements of famous scientists and inventers.

  6. avatar fireemblem555 says:

    Hinduism isn’t really polytheistic, its alot like catholicism. Praying to one god in many different forms, and a bunch of saints. Of couse you could make the argument that catholics are polytheists, which would be quite accurate. Anyways I just thought I’d point that out for factual accuracy, its all bullshit to me.

  7. avatar jeff-r says:

    tuen:

    Even among my fellow freethinkers, I fear I will be “crucified” for this.

    Only for the idea that photoshopping a weenie on a picture of Jesus is art. :)

  8. avatar what says:

    Dave

    You still have not explained why you deleted one of my posts yesterday? Can others expect the same treatment or is such treatment reserved for only those that call into question your ability to function as an unbiased representative of AA?

  9. avatar thx1138 says:

    from: phreedm [Member]

    Do I understand the playbook…?

    No. Thanks for asking.

  10. avatar neowolfe says:

    What, the empty headed klansman spewed this (and wiping his ass won’t help, wrong orifice):

    “More nonsensical use of language from Neowolfe.
    … I cannot reasonably nor scientifically discount certain doubt …”

    Okay Wutthole, show me your conclusive evidence that origin of the universe and the built in spontaneous generation of life is an accident. Unlike you, and other members of this forum, I keep an open mind while the evidence comes in. It doesn’t make you wrong, it just makes you premature, which must really piss off your girlfriend (your blowup doll doesn’t care).

    NeoWolfe

  11. avatar neowolfe says:

    Tuen,

    Yup, that’s blaspemy. Look at as I do, all males get spontaneous woodies while they are sleeping. Let’s assume she just woke him up. LMFAO.

    NeoWolfe

  12. avatar neowolfe says:

    Whathole said this:

    ” I’m also pissed at Israeli (97% chance that means jewish) terrorists. They attacked and killed 1300+ Palestinians (700+ civilians) and wounded many more just weeks ago.

    I believe there’s a ninety nine point nine, nine chance that Hamas is going to leave Israel with no choice but to shit stomp them again, and as they hide behind their women and children, there is a one hundred percent chance that these terrorists will accuse Israellis of being terrorists. Whathole, the skinhead mindless earthworm, some things never change.

    NeoWolfe

  13. avatar what says:

    How feeble minded does one have to be to write this:

    Okay Wutthole, show me your conclusive evidence that origin of the universe and the built in spontaneous generation of life is an accident.

    What is an accident? Man you are dense!

    And then there is this:

    I believe there’s a ninety nine point nine, nine chance that Hamas is going to leave Israel with no choice but to shit stomp them again, …

    No choice? Are you sure you are not a republican? That sort of combined arrogance and ignorance is hard to find outside of the GOP. Of course you will not be surprised when Arab and Persian nations decide they are left “with no choice” but to destroy Israel. You have one mode and one mode only of dealing with all your problems in life – belligerence.

  14. avatar mxracer652 says:

    neo:
    Couldn’t have said it better myself.

    what,
    You’re pissed off that a legal nation was created with international approval all because of some fucking minority complex. Why don’t the fucking “palestineans” just emigrate somewhere they’re welcome??? If the town/city/state/country I lived in turned into a fuckhole I absolutely hated, that’s what I’d do. Of course, acting like an adult is never expected when there’s a persecution complex available to exploit.

    You sound just like these xian whiners bitching about CNN.

  15. avatar Tuen says:

    Ren,

    Yikes! I didn’t even realize the woman was Mary. Yeah, that’s blasphemy.

    Neo, that’s funny. Waking up with a chubby is the only way it could happen.

  16. avatar cry4turtles says:

    C’mon! (I shout from the mountaintops) I knew gawd was pretend whan I was five!!!!

    That, and what Karen said.

  17. avatar cry4turtles says:

    whan=when

  18. avatar what says:

    Mx

    That’s funny! The Israelis are living amongst countries that would be delighted if they left the region? If I was that unwelcome I would move out.

  19. avatar what says:

    .. but of course that would be expecting the Israelis to get over their persecution complex. Right?

  20. avatar neowolfe says:

    Whathole, get an education,

    Learning the truth about the circumstances on the ground will alleviate us fellow contributers from exposing you as a turd. We would rather talk about intelligent subjects, rather that your lack of intelligence. Please learn or fuck off.

    NeoWolfe

  21. avatar what says:

    Neo

    Not one of your last three sentences has any apparent meaning.

  22. avatar danaellyn says:

    tuen: i’m 100% in support of blasphemous art. but i have to agree with jeff-r’s quip, questioning whether photoshop can be considered art.

    i spend a lot of my art career creating blasphemous art. here’s a taste of just a few for those who want a peek.

    Jesus Performs at Young Darwin’s Birthday Party (turning water in to wine and levitating balloons)
    http://www.danaellyn.com/2_09/darwin.jpg

    What Would Jesus Bake (Angel Food Cake)
    http://www.danaellyn.com/3_09/jesus.jpg

    Ike Forces Sally to Stand Under God
    http://www.danaellyn.com/1_09/ike.jpg

    (Mc)Cain and (Un)Abel
    http://www.danaellyn.com/9_08/mccain.jpg

    Jesus Flirts with Death Yet Again
    http://www.danaellyn.com/10_08/jesus2.jpg

    thanks for looking – i hope you enjoyed the visual blasphemy!

    you all are my ‘target’ audience ;-) i sometimes think as i paint, “who’s going to buy this” – but then i remember our numbers are growing and therefore so is my audience.

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  24. avatar atheist_republican says:

    To: quantum_flux,

    (4) Mohammid was a child molestor because he married a 9 year old boy.

    Um, no. Actually he married a 6-year-old girl, named Aisha. He was definately a child molestor, but he was not gay.

    The more you know.

  25. avatar atheist_republican says:

    To: danaellyn,

    Those weregreat. Here is a photoshop I did. It was well recieved at Fark.com.

    I hope I do this link right. The image is a Mohammed shot glass.

    http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/5445/shotglassjs6.jpg

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