http://www.venganza.org/2008/12/12/fsm-holiday-lights/Now THIS I can get behind. Ramen.
http://www.venganza.org/2008/12/12/fsm-holiday-lights/Now THIS I can get behind. Ramen.
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That is too cool. Forwarding the link on to many many people.
Ramen brother.
That display is truly awesome! I was just musing last night about an FSM display of my own, but nothing of that size and beauty. Mine was going to be an FSM replicated on a wreath as a base, to be hung on the side of my house and specially lit. Decided to wait till I’m in my next house, or at least till next year. It’s a little late now to be just setting something up; plus I’m strapped for money. This display is inspiring. We need more!
Most excellent. Need to add something like this to the display circus going on at the state capital in Olympia, Washington.
O Noodly night! The pasta’s warmly heating,
It is the dish of our dear Savory’s birth.
Long lay the plates on shelf as pasta’s boiling
‘Til he appear’d to increase our belly’s girth
A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices,
For yonder cooks a new and delicious meal
Fall on your knees! O hear the waiter’s voices!
O night delish, O night FSM was born;
O night delish, O night, O night delish!
Josh,
Good job! Here’s my attempt:
O great big pot of pasta sauce and block of Parmesan,
You top His Noodly’s Goodness and we eat till He’s all gone.
Spaghetti, Macaroni, Linguini, and Penne,
Alfredo, Marinara, Pesto: Choose your flavor fave.
Yes, He appeareth daily,
His Wholesomeness to spread,
Our hearts are Touched, our taste buds, too-
With wine and garlic bread.
Ramen.
Outstanding! Unfortunately, I doubt if any of the yahoos around our neighborhood would get it.
Off Topic – God telling people to beat their kids:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,467613,00.html
This is fun; here’s another:
All sit down and yell out “Basta!”
Yummy, yum, yum, yum! Yum, yum, yum, yum!
‘Tis the season to eat Pasta!
Yummy, yummy yum, yum yum yum yum!
Grab we now our forks and napkins,
Yummy yum, yummy yum, yummy yum!
Pasta’s ready for the askin’!
Yummy, yummy, yum! Yum yum yum yum!
See the pasta piled before us!
Yummy yum, yum yum! Yum, yum, yum, yum!
This god’s better than Christ or Horus!
Yummy, yum, yum yum! Yum, yum, yum yum!
Get into your Pirate regalia;
Yummy yum! Yummy yum! Yummy, yum!
Slow global warmth this Saturnalia!
Yummy, yummy yum! Yum, yum, yum yum!
Yummy, yummy yum! Yum yum YUM, YUM!
Karen,
What tune is this sung to?
NSF,
O Little Town of Bethlehem, I’m sure.
Not So Fast
O Little Town of Bethlehem is the tune for that one.
Very clever ditties, Karen
One more, and I quit. I promise. Maybe.
What Beast is this who lay to rest,
375 million years ago?
Not quite fish, not quite tetrapod,
With lungs,gills, and both fins and feet?
This, THIS is Tiktaalik!
Transitional form, or “Fishapod”!
I’ll hug him and kiss him and call him “George,”
And take him for rides in my car!
Why lies He in such mean estate,
In Canadian arctic forbidding?
He crawled to land from sea and stayed,
To be fossilized for our finding.
This, THIS is Tiktaalik!
Ancestor of the ancients!
Hug him and kiss him and call him “George,”
And take him for rides in your car!
Got to be some great eggnog you’re sippin’ there, karen
Of course, Karen! One of my favorites.
I didn’t get enuff sleep after all. . . .
Thanks, Tarma.
Not eggnog. More like giddiness from lack of sleep. I was up most of the night nursing a sick kitty.
Oh, I’m sorry, karen. Hope your puddy tat is doing better.
Tarma
She’s coming around. Was under anesthesia for dental cleaning and had a real tough time regaining consciousness this time. It was real important to hydrate her, and I had to keep giving her droppers of water through the night. Had tooth infection that was causing lots of runny eyes and sneezing and turned out to have a UTI too. Poor baby. She’s starting to eat and drink on her own now, so she’s out of the woods. Now, if I can just convince her to take the oral antibiotic, we’ll be in good shape.
Here’s another song. Can’t help myself.
Grandma just got touched by His Appendage,
While eating at our house the other eve.
You say there is no Spaghetti Monster,
But all of us, and Grandpa, we believe.
Grandma never ate the Pasta;
Said that carbohydrates were for fools.
But since she tasted of the meatballs,
She just smiles a lot, and well, okay- she drools.
When we dropped in on her next morning,
She was simmering sauces in big pots.
And she was fondly shaping meatballs,
To saute in hot oil, while downing shots.
Grandma has been touched by His Appendage;
She used to call our worship quite naive.
But now she cooks up every type of pasta,
And wears her FSM love on her sleeve.
We’re so very proud of Grandma;
She’s wenchly, spry and limber on her pole!
She’s aiming for the Stripper Factory-
With Grandpa, chugging beer, that is her goal.
Grandma has been touched by His Appendage;
She mutters “Arrrgh!” instead of “Hell!” or “Damn!”
You say there is no Spaghetti Monster,
But all of us and Grandpa say, “RAMEN!”
karen,
I’ve never been talked into having one of our dogs or cats put under for dental cleaning. I suppose there is usually no problem, but it worries me just the same. Had dogs all my life, and cats for the past 15 years, and somehow they all managed without being knocked out to have their teeth cleaned.
I hate being put under anesthesia myself, so I have a hard time justifying it for my pets unless it’s necessary surgery. Anyway, hope your little sweetie is better soon.
Karen-
Thank you for your GREAT songs!
I’m so sorry that your kitty is under the weather. Just a few months before my beloved Pixel died, she went under anesthesia for blood tests and dental work, and she too had a rough time coming out of anesthesia. She actually fell off the bed. My husband actually slept on the sofa so Pixel could sleep with me and he wouldn’t bother her while she recovered! *sigh* I have to stop now or I’ll cry.
Anyway the two kitties I have now are praying to Bast that your feline recovers soon!
My two moggies are hoping yours gets better soon, Karen.
Tarma
I don’t know how a vet could do dental cleaning on a cat without anesthesia. Cats don’t cooperate much with that. Maybe with acupuncture? And we’ve been through many such adventures over the years, with this being the first problematic event. I promised Skeeter that I would never subject her to it again though!
Pixel
I’m so sorry that your little Pixel is gone now. I just had to have my beloved Bubba put down about a month ago, and I am well aware of your loss. I was very concerned about Skeet’s recovery last night. Usually, when I pick the cats up from the vet after anesthesia, they are a bit groggy for a little while. But Teet was still limp as a rag last night at 11:30, and I brought her home at 5;30. I slept (sort of) on the couch with her on my chest or between my calves (her favorite cuddle spots). I think I probably drove her nuts checking her breathing and pupils and making her move. Once, she acted like she wanted to get up on the back of the couch, but I wouldn’t let her, precisely because of the falling off problem.
I’m sure Bast will look upon her with favor because of your kitties’ intercession! Give them hugs and kisses for me!
Karen’s / Josh’s songs and the FSM display have made finals week much more enjoyable.
Thanks I needed new holiday wall paper for my
pc
Not on topic: BUT
I am PISSED OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!WTF
Guess who is going to deliver the invocation at Obama’s inauguration? None other than the smilin’ face of right-wing fundamentalism, Rick Warren.
Jonathan
Well, that just sucks.
Rick Warren? author of “The Purpose-Driven Lie”,Americas number one con-man and hoodwinker,the Grim Rapture Reaper.I can imagine the shit that will spew from his lying lips at Obama’s inauguration.
The Fundies will lap it up like the mindless cretins that they are.
I bet nobody in his neighborhood even knows
the difference.
Hope the new system lets me post. Yesterday it wouldn’t even let me come back to read the blog…