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My Daughter’s New Hobby

We’re at yet-another-sci-fi-convention this weekend, and my daughter has found a new fun thing to do in the hotel room — find dirty stuff in the bible! She looks on-line, finds entries with poop or sex or death penalties, and marks them. It’s analogous to what I do with the buy-bull, except I find inconsistencies, and she just finds, well, stuff that’s funny to 11-year-olds.She has her own buy-bull now (courtesy of Marriott and the Gideons) and she’s got it all marked up with sticky-notes and highlighter. I’ve made it clear that she can and should read the book when she wants to, but she has made it clear that she’d rather just skip to the good parts.Ahh. I sense a new father-daughter activity.

42 Responses to “My Daughter’s New Hobby”

  1. avatar LarryGeater says:

    There is no beter argument against christianity than reading the bible. Bible drills are what gave me the knowlege I needed to reject religion.

  2. avatar UnGodly says:

    I feel your pride in the wonderful job you are doing!

  3. avatar alexatheist says:

    Why dont you just put the bible in the hotel rooms trash bin like I do? Its free and unsolicited trash that belongs there.

  4. avatar VegeBrain says:

    Tell here about the verse in the bible that says “and a little child shall lead”.

  5. avatar GodFree&Glad says:

    And here I thought I was alone in reducing the number of bibles in hotel rooms. Good for us!

  6. avatar codypeaster says:

    I hope that when I have children they do just the same.
    Thats awesome though.

  7. avatar brain user says:

    Wow, this post was placed over an hour ago — no trolls?

  8. avatar what says:

    I used to put the hotel buybulls in the trash or in the hall. Now I take them to the hotel recycling bin. Such a waste of natural resources.

    I once asked a hotel clerk for a non-smoking non-evangelizing room. Just got the expected dumb look.

  9. avatar alexatheist says:

    You can now buy Warning stickers for those pesky hotel bibles too:

    http://www.zazzle.com/bible_warning_sticker-217586842335457670

  10. avatar DD Dropout says:

    Yet another example of the waste of human capital caused by religion.

    From their site, there are currently 260,000 Gideons and Auxiliary members* wasting their time distributing bibles at a rate of 2 books per second.

    They claim to have distributed 1.3 billion books since they started. That’s more than a couple of acres of forest gone right there.

    Now, if all these people had instead dedicated themselves to teaching about this world or researching disease and environmental stewardship, we might have been in a much better place by now.

    A mind is a terrible thing to waste, and filling it up with religion is one of the worst wastes of all.

    * Apparently only men can be Gideons. Women have to join the Auxiliary to be able to contribute in this organization.

  11. avatar thx1138 says:

    Comment from: alexatheist [Member]
    Why dont you just put the bible in the hotel rooms trash bin like I do? Its free and unsolicited trash that belongs there.

    Tsk, tsk, Alex. Recycle.

  12. avatar DD Dropout says:

    It’s more satisfying to rip it in half, then put it in recycling.

    That way it won’t find its way back into the hotel room drawer.

  13. avatar what says:

    Do the GiddyOnes ask for the permission of the hotel owners before depositing their refuse in their hotel rooms?

  14. avatar says:

    Comment from: DD Dropout

    Now, if all these people had instead dedicated themselves to teaching about this world or researching disease and environmental stewardship, we might have been in a much better place by now.

    DD…
    What have you dedicated yourself to teaching about?

    What would be “a much better place by now”?

  15. avatar says:

    So you’re all offended by a book in a closed drawer….enough said on that…

    So, if a believer stayed at a hotel, and destroyed the free pamphlets directing tourists to clubs and bars, you’d have no problem with that?

    By the way…

    Good fatherly instincts Dave…
    Nice to see you teaching your daughter to respect others beliefs, even if they aren’t your own…

    Just wait until that’s turned upon you…

    I seem recall that happened to the Patriarch of AA…

  16. avatar Chris B says:

    I doubt atheist books would last long in hotel rooms. If the hotel owner didn’t immediately throw them away, housekeeping would. Either that or the first xian to look in the drawer would probably start a boycott.

  17. avatar Cynic says:

    I usually toss it out into the hallway. To paraphase a too-oft quoted statement, a rude gesture left unexamined is not worth doing. Whenever I get a check at at restaurant that has “god bless america” printed at the bottom (which happens surprisingly often since 9/11), I carefully tear that part off and stuff it into the remaining ice from my drink. But…

    I am concerned, Dave, that you’re risking turning your daughter into a convert some day. My girls are both really young yet, but I’ve thought long and hard about this since I firt knew the first was on the way and it seems to me that the this tactic could very well turn against you, and maybe just isn’t a good idea.

    I’m not suggesting there isn’t a crucial and important distinction between what you’re doing and the “equivellent” scenario of a parent actively ridiculing atheists or Jews or Muslims together and marking up science books where ever they find them, but I can bet that like me, your first response to hearing that they do that isn’t anything to the effect of “fair’s fair”.

    You’d probably think they were maybe damaging their kids somehow, thinking “those kids don’t have a chance!” And no doubt they’d think the same of you. Yeah, there’s a philosphical difference and of course I’m on your side of that difference. But on some level, the objectionable thing here isn’t the stance, but how that stance is made, right?

    Are you 100% certain your daughter shares your views because they come from her, or does she share them because you’re her dad and she’s never experienced anything else?

  18. avatar alexatheist says:

    Nice to see you teaching your daughter to respect others beliefs, even if they aren’t your own…

    Some beliefs arent worth respecting, only of ridiculing.

  19. avatar dsilverman says:

    Her mom is a theist, and she gives the ‘yeah but’ side.

    I hear your fear though (cynic), and I can’t dismiss the unfortunate fact that phreedm raised. I’m trying to make it non-dogmatic, to give her enough room for thought and criticism. The bible idea was totally hers.

    If she rebels against me, she’ll go toward her mother (a reform Jew), which I can handle. There is no way she’ll every be a Christian — she’s learning too much!

  20. avatar Friday Pirate says:

    Great– if ever I spit out a child, I’ll make sure she knows her dogma. I’m fairly certain that my Catholic upbringing and education are the only reason I am as adamant an atheist as I am.

  21. avatar mushinronjya says:

    phreedm, you’re a fucking idiot. I’m so tired of your bullshit babble.

    You say that you want others to respect beliefs? Respect fallacious beliefs? I don’t think so. Your belief in a god is bullshit, and it should NOT be respected! Also, you have shown to be an ignoramus, so you deserve no respect either.

  22. avatar sam moore jr says:

    An older friend of mine in Florida has a rubber stamp with a quote by Thomas Paine which he stamps into hotel Bibles. He teaches a workshop titled “The Bible Rated triple X in which he exposes all the filthy parts of the Bible– but always ends up with something nice and beautiful from the Bible. Go figure. . .

  23. avatar reason says:

    Dave
    by trying to be nice you are confusing your daughter.
    she needs to learn that a good wife has a duty to obey an respect the husband.

  24. avatar says:

    Hmmm….say Mush,

    Why would you not respect another’s “right” to believe whatever, regardless if it doesn’t line up with yours?

  25. avatar says:

    Comment from: David Silverman

    There is no way she’ll every be a Christian — she’s learning too much!

    Wow…sounds eerily similar to quotes made by many others…

    Madilyn O’Hare, CS Lewis, Josh McDowell…

    It’s amazing what happens when one reads the bible casually…

    Why else would there be such opposition to using it as a textbook…?

  26. avatar Friday Pirate says:

    Nice try, Phreed.

    Why would there possibly be opposition to using it as a textbook?

    How about the fact that it’s useless as a textbook? It’s not about fearing its power– it’s about being a waste of time and resources. You know that as well as anybody here.

    Nice try at derailling. Carry on.

  27. avatar carol says:

    Ha, ha! Good to hear you all do similar to what I do. I look forward to vacations even more now that I write comments in the wholly babbles that are in my room. Such as “this is all bullshit.” I have a Sharpie in my travel case for this purpose.

    The really good news is that every babble I have picked up has never even been cracked open before!! My comments may never get read, but I am happy the grim fairy tale gets largely ignored.

    And in response to the ever retarded phreeky, the printed materials placed in hotel rooms are usually free for the taking anyhow. They encourage it to generate more business.

  28. avatar says:

    So much for following what one believes…

    American Atheists: Serving all Atheists of all races, backgrounds, nationalities and orientations by promoting tolerance and understanding of secular people.

    It’s funny to see you all promote the exact behavior you always rail against…

    So where is this superior understanding and higher moral call that you claim to have…?

  29. avatar what says:

    Phreeky is having extreme difficulty understanding the difference between respecting the right to believe and respecting belief. Is he really that stupid?

  30. avatar Augustine says:

    I got a 4 on the AP european history exam, and at no point was reading the bible nessicary.

    Best bible quote: “Thus she lusted after her paramours, whose members where like those of donkeys, and emissions like those of horses” Ezekiel 23:20

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