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Contest! Pick a name

SANTA FE, N.M. (June 28) – A New Mexico appeals court on Friday ruled against a Los Alamos man who wanted to change his name to a phrase containing a popular four-letter obscenity.The man appealed after a state district judge in Bernalillo County refused his request to change his name to “F— Censorship!”Judge Nan Nash ruled that the proposed name change was “obscene, offensive and would not comport with common decency.”

OK here’s the contest. Winner gets and eternal bliss after death, so give it some thought.What’s the best name for an Atheist? The catch is you have to get it past Judge Nash.

25 Responses to “Contest! Pick a name”

  1.  podry says:

    Brian of Nazareth…STONE HIM!!!

  2. David Silverman dsilverman says:

    Goddiz Dead
    Major Atheist
    Jesus H Christ

  3.  Dagny3 says:

    Reason Isgood
    Bea Rational
    Joy N. Life
    Theris Nogod
    Feliz Ateo (Spanish for “Happy Atheist”)

  4.  viking7686 says:

    N. Fidel

  5.  viking7686 says:

    Moe Sisismith II (2)
    Anita Logic
    Eve Olutionistrue

  6.  jessie74 says:

    Norm Al Heathen

  7.  alexatheist says:

    This is like thinking of drag queen names!

  8.  podry says:

    Ima Doubtin
    Neve R. Preyan
    Al B. Wormbait

  9.  flanonblvr says:

    Dis Believer
    Nosky Daddy
    God Less

  10.  karen says:

    Ima Reasner
    Brian of Nazareth
    Ino Datrut
    Izzie A. Hairtick

  11.  nissimlevy says:

    Mastur Bate
    Al Paca
    Iam Sin

  12.  nissimlevy says:

    a couple more…

    Sin Cruz
    Dolores Penil

  13.  NotSoFast says:

    Somebody should tell Judge Nash that Fuck is a real surname. There are hundreds or thousands of Fucks out there who would be very upset to hear that they are “obscene, offensive and would not comport with common decency.”

  14.  what says:

    Karen

    Brian of Nazareth

    Liking it!

    NotSoFast

    Somebody should tell Judge Nash that Fuck is a real surname.

    Hmm. What The Fuck – it’s catchy.

  15. David Silverman dsilverman says:

    We’re all individuals! Except me!

  16.  reason says:

    hurrah for judge Nash too bad he didn’t throw this retard in jail.american society has turned into a cesspool of ignorant selfish clowns.this jerk wanted 15 min.of fame he should get it hanging from the courthouse flagpole.
    don’t be hypocrites people you wouldn’t want your child called this.

  17.  karen says:

    Brian of Nazareth-

    “He’s not the Messiah; he’s a naughty, naughty boy!”

  18.  Ralph Reese says:

    Anon B Lever
    Nomumbo Jumbo

  19. David Silverman dsilverman says:

    How about Yaweh?

  20.  NotSoFast says:

    Atheos, for a boy. Athea, for a girl.

  21.  just_scott says:

    Craig Christ

    From a Stehpen Lynch song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

  22. David Silverman dsilverman says:

    Mohammed Wazzaped O’file

  23.  cry4turtles says:

    Brian of Nazareth

    Sounds like someone went to the wrong manger.

    IF!!!

  24.  cry4turtles says:

    Oops, I mean IT!!!

  25.  teammarty says:

    There once was a basketball player (heck, he might still be out there in some minor league somewhere) named

    God Shamgod