Comments on: April Fools Day http://atheists.org/blog/2008/04/01/april_fools_day A Blog of Atheist Thought Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:40:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: ☻ Seeker http://atheists.org/blog/2008/04/01/april_fools_day/comment-page-1#comment-80127 ☻ Seeker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-80127 April 1st used to be the first day of the year. April fools were those who lived in remote regions, unaware of the change.<br /> <br /> April 1st used to be the first day of the year. April fools were those who lived in remote regions, unaware of the change.

]]> By: cry4turtles http://atheists.org/blog/2008/04/01/april_fools_day/comment-page-1#comment-80129 cry4turtles Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-80129 First post! Yesterday I had a dentist appointment for some minor work (fixing an old chip). Two years ago my husband had a bad accident which required approximately 50 hours of dental reconstruction. I sat next to him the whole time; therefore he pledged to be with at the dentist no matter what.<br /> <br /> Well, I let him off the hook yesterday because he was so busy. My parting words were, "Don't worry, I probably won't get any shots."<br /> <br /> After the appointment he called me. I mumbled about the pain and told him about the 5 shots I got. Our dentist (and partner in crime) advised me to pay particular attention to the shots in the roof of my mouth (apparently the most painful). So I did. I could feel my husband's stomach sink over the phone. The guilt crushed his voice.<br /> <br /> When I arrived at the shop he was working at (2 hours later), he immediately approached me and began to apologize. I covered my mouth and mumbled some more. When we got to the front counter (where all our friends were sitting) they commenced to tell me how crappy he felt. He practically had tears in his eyes.<br /> <br /> After I felt he had suffered enough, I removed my hand from my mouth, smiled a brilliantly restored smile, and said, "April fools! I didn't get any shots!"<br /> <br /> BURN!!! First post! Yesterday I had a dentist appointment for some minor work (fixing an old chip). Two years ago my husband had a bad accident which required approximately 50 hours of dental reconstruction. I sat next to him the whole time; therefore he pledged to be with at the dentist no matter what.

Well, I let him off the hook yesterday because he was so busy. My parting words were, “Don’t worry, I probably won’t get any shots.”

After the appointment he called me. I mumbled about the pain and told him about the 5 shots I got. Our dentist (and partner in crime) advised me to pay particular attention to the shots in the roof of my mouth (apparently the most painful). So I did. I could feel my husband’s stomach sink over the phone. The guilt crushed his voice.

When I arrived at the shop he was working at (2 hours later), he immediately approached me and began to apologize. I covered my mouth and mumbled some more. When we got to the front counter (where all our friends were sitting) they commenced to tell me how crappy he felt. He practically had tears in his eyes.

After I felt he had suffered enough, I removed my hand from my mouth, smiled a brilliantly restored smile, and said, “April fools! I didn’t get any shots!”

BURN!!!

]]> By: cry4turtles http://atheists.org/blog/2008/04/01/april_fools_day/comment-page-1#comment-80130 cry4turtles Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-80130 Oh well, 2nd post :) Oh well, 2nd post :)

]]> By: ☻ Seeker http://atheists.org/blog/2008/04/01/april_fools_day/comment-page-1#comment-80133 ☻ Seeker Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-80133 sorry sorry

]]> By: billh http://atheists.org/blog/2008/04/01/april_fools_day/comment-page-1#comment-80139 billh Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-80139 Really off topic and not a joke. This is really important and could save someone close to you. I had heard it before but now it seems to be endorsed.<br /> <br /> http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/31/moh.cpr/index.html?eref=rss_us<br /> <br /> Sorry it is not a joke but I will try to think of something later. Really off topic and not a joke. This is really important and could save someone close to you. I had heard it before but now it seems to be endorsed.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/31/moh.cpr/index.html?eref=rss_us

Sorry it is not a joke but I will try to think of something later.

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