Archive for April 1st, 2008

New CPR Technique

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

For Lance.

NEW YORK (March 31) – You can skip the mouth-to-mouth breathing and just press on the chest to save a life. In a major change, the American Heart Association said Monday that hands-only CPR – rapid, deep presses on the victim’s chest until help arrives – works just as well as standard CPR for sudden cardiac arrest in adults.”You only have to do two things. Call 911 and push hard and fast on the middle of the person’s chest,” said Dr. Michael Sayre, an emergency medicine professor at Ohio State University who headed the committee that made the recommendation….Hands-only CPR calls for uninterrupted chest presses – 100 a minute – until paramedics take over or an automated external defibrillator is available to restore a normal heart rhythm.This action should be taken only for adults who unexpectedly collapse, stop breathing and are unresponsive. The odds are that the person is having cardiac arrest – the heart suddenly stops – which can occur after a heart attack or be caused by other heart problems. In such a case, the victim still has ample air in the lungs and blood and compressions keep blood flowing to the brain, heart and other organs.A child who collapses is more likely to primarily have breathing problems – and in that case, mouth-to-mouth breathing should be used. That also applies to adults who suffer lack of oxygen from a near-drowning, drug overdose, or carbon monoxide poisoning. In these cases, people need mouth-to-mouth to get air into their lungs and bloodstream.

http://news.aol.com/health/story/_a/in-major-shift-cpr-technique-simplified/20080331193109990001

April Fools Day

Tuesday, April 1st, 2008

OKOKOK So I just snuck into my daughter’s room and made it seem like the hermit crabs had built a bridge out of their climbing toys to get to the cage door, and expelled a sponge out of their cage door, and went and locked themselves back in. I’ve been moving the sponge around all week, to the delight of my daughter and her “super strong” crabs, but tomorrow morning will take the cake. Bwoo hahahahah. This joke is dedicated to Lance-o-matic.Tomorrow is also the day when the April Fools jokes will come in, particularly the “Atheist Day” jab about how “the fool hath said in his heart there is no god”. How many times have we heard that gem of Christian intolerance?Give us some good practical jokes, or any kind of jokes. It’s time for a giggle.