Comments on: Back from Lunacon! http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon A Blog of Atheist Thought Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:03:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: what http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79128 what Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79128 <blockquote>and has a bone fragment which really appears to have belonged to a Jesus, brother of James, Son of Joseph, and husband to Mary Magdalene.</blockquote> My older brother has entire skeletons in marked graves in his backyard. The headstones read Elvis, Lisa Marie and Priscilla. I think that burying them with their last Nylabones was a nice touch.

and has a bone fragment which really appears to have belonged to a Jesus, brother of James, Son of Joseph, and husband to Mary Magdalene.

My older brother has entire skeletons in marked graves in his backyard. The headstones read Elvis, Lisa Marie and Priscilla. I think that burying them with their last Nylabones was a nice touch.

]]> By: quantum_flux http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79130 quantum_flux Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79130 I would like to know what the other 6.3% of my ass is doing, or is that the part where the hole is cut out?<br /> <br /> Also, maybe Jesus had a rocket staging failure on his ascent and he had to eject in low earth orbit; consequently, perhaps he never made it off of this planet, but rather crash landed somewhere in Roswell, NM some 2000 years later and so the faith based organizations in the government had to cover it up. Perhaps that Jesus bone is a remnant of that crash. I would like to know what the other 6.3% of my ass is doing, or is that the part where the hole is cut out?

Also, maybe Jesus had a rocket staging failure on his ascent and he had to eject in low earth orbit; consequently, perhaps he never made it off of this planet, but rather crash landed somewhere in Roswell, NM some 2000 years later and so the faith based organizations in the government had to cover it up. Perhaps that Jesus bone is a remnant of that crash.

]]> By: FlyingWeasel http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79132 FlyingWeasel Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79132 quantum_flux:<br /> <br /> I tried as hard as I could to disprove your roswell-jesus theory, but since I couldn't I'm going to have to accept it as divine truth and start a new religion.<br /> <br /> this will be the first new religion since last week when my room mate hypothesized that ghosts are responsible for all the socks that go missing at our (haunted) laundromat. quantum_flux:

I tried as hard as I could to disprove your roswell-jesus theory, but since I couldn’t I’m going to have to accept it as divine truth and start a new religion.

this will be the first new religion since last week when my room mate hypothesized that ghosts are responsible for all the socks that go missing at our (haunted) laundromat.

]]> By: sam moore jr http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79135 sam moore jr Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79135 It was mighty nice of Jesus to ascend into Heaven-- if he hadn't, can you just imagine the wars that would have been fought over possession of the True Bones? It was mighty nice of Jesus to ascend into Heaven– if he hadn’t, can you just imagine the wars that would have been fought over possession of the True Bones?

]]> By: sam moore jr http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79136 sam moore jr Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79136 Also it's nice to know that chimpanzees are evolving into the Stone Age and that the Atheist literature was taken. OFF TOPIC: I actually went to a Christian church service Sunday-- the big Methodist Church downtown was dedicating its new $2 million organ. The music was nice, but I've had all I can take of praying and praising Jesus for a while. What a relief to come home and visit American Atheists and the NoGodBlog! Also it’s nice to know that chimpanzees are evolving into the Stone Age and that the Atheist literature was taken. OFF TOPIC: I actually went to a Christian church service Sunday– the big Methodist Church downtown was dedicating its new $2 million organ. The music was nice, but I’ve had all I can take of praying and praising Jesus for a while. What a relief to come home and visit American Atheists and the NoGodBlog!

]]> By: what http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79137 what Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79137 Sam Moore<blockquote><br /> I actually went to a Christian church service Sunday- </blockquote> Did you get any on you?<br /> Sam Moore
I actually went to a Christian church service Sunday-

Did you get any on you?

]]> By: what http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79138 what Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79138 BushCo has destroyed the US. We are all fucked! BushCo has destroyed the US. We are all fucked!

]]> By: bernarda http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79139 bernarda Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79139 Maybe the bone is that of Muhammad who finally didn't ascend into heaven on a flying horse. Maybe the bone is that of Muhammad who finally didn’t ascend into heaven on a flying horse.

]]> By: bernarda http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79140 bernarda Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79140 Here is another bit of lunacy. A religious guy gives up his job to please his church.<br /> <br /> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/15/hasidic-actor-walks-off-n_n_91675.html<br /> <br /> "I am backing out of the movie," said Karpen, a kitchen cabinet salesman. "It's not acceptable in my community. It's a lot of pressure I am getting. They [the rabbis] didn't like the idea of a Hasidic guy playing in Hollywood.<br /> <br /> "I have my kids in religious schools and the rabbi called me over yesterday and said in order for me to keep my kids in the school I have to do what they tell me and back out," Karpen said.<br /> <br /> Here is another bit of lunacy. A religious guy gives up his job to please his church.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/15/hasidic-actor-walks-off-n_n_91675.html

“I am backing out of the movie,” said Karpen, a kitchen cabinet salesman. “It’s not acceptable in my community. It’s a lot of pressure I am getting. They [the rabbis] didn’t like the idea of a Hasidic guy playing in Hollywood.

“I have my kids in religious schools and the rabbi called me over yesterday and said in order for me to keep my kids in the school I have to do what they tell me and back out,” Karpen said.

]]> By: robbing http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79141 robbing Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79141 I did a search on your site "God loves you" and the result is none.<br /> <br /> I heard a story when I was young, a cock was tried to do its daily duty and decided not to wake up the sun that day, as it thought that it had been doing all along. He was surprised that the sun arise as usual not matter what it does.<br /> <br /> When time is right, you may see God is always there, no matter what you think. It is just pity that you seem don't know God loves you too.<br /> <br /> "For whosoever believe in HIS name while he is living should not be perished but have everlasting life."<br /> <br /> "Today, when you heard the voice from God, don't harden your heart, for HE loves you."<br /> <br /> Yours sincerely I did a search on your site “God loves you” and the result is none.

I heard a story when I was young, a cock was tried to do its daily duty and decided not to wake up the sun that day, as it thought that it had been doing all along. He was surprised that the sun arise as usual not matter what it does.

When time is right, you may see God is always there, no matter what you think. It is just pity that you seem don’t know God loves you too.

“For whosoever believe in HIS name while he is living should not be perished but have everlasting life.”

“Today, when you heard the voice from God, don’t harden your heart, for HE loves you.”

Yours sincerely

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