Comments on: Back from Lunacon! http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon A Blog of Atheist Thought Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:40:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: what http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79128 what Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79128 <blockquote>and has a bone fragment which really appears to have belonged to a Jesus, brother of James, Son of Joseph, and husband to Mary Magdalene.</blockquote> My older brother has entire skeletons in marked graves in his backyard. The headstones read Elvis, Lisa Marie and Priscilla. I think that burying them with their last Nylabones was a nice touch.

and has a bone fragment which really appears to have belonged to a Jesus, brother of James, Son of Joseph, and husband to Mary Magdalene.

My older brother has entire skeletons in marked graves in his backyard. The headstones read Elvis, Lisa Marie and Priscilla. I think that burying them with their last Nylabones was a nice touch.

]]> By: quantum_flux http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79130 quantum_flux Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79130 I would like to know what the other 6.3% of my ass is doing, or is that the part where the hole is cut out?<br /> <br /> Also, maybe Jesus had a rocket staging failure on his ascent and he had to eject in low earth orbit; consequently, perhaps he never made it off of this planet, but rather crash landed somewhere in Roswell, NM some 2000 years later and so the faith based organizations in the government had to cover it up. Perhaps that Jesus bone is a remnant of that crash. I would like to know what the other 6.3% of my ass is doing, or is that the part where the hole is cut out?

Also, maybe Jesus had a rocket staging failure on his ascent and he had to eject in low earth orbit; consequently, perhaps he never made it off of this planet, but rather crash landed somewhere in Roswell, NM some 2000 years later and so the faith based organizations in the government had to cover it up. Perhaps that Jesus bone is a remnant of that crash.

]]> By: FlyingWeasel http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79132 FlyingWeasel Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79132 quantum_flux:<br /> <br /> I tried as hard as I could to disprove your roswell-jesus theory, but since I couldn't I'm going to have to accept it as divine truth and start a new religion.<br /> <br /> this will be the first new religion since last week when my room mate hypothesized that ghosts are responsible for all the socks that go missing at our (haunted) laundromat. quantum_flux:

I tried as hard as I could to disprove your roswell-jesus theory, but since I couldn’t I’m going to have to accept it as divine truth and start a new religion.

this will be the first new religion since last week when my room mate hypothesized that ghosts are responsible for all the socks that go missing at our (haunted) laundromat.

]]> By: sam moore jr http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79135 sam moore jr Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79135 It was mighty nice of Jesus to ascend into Heaven-- if he hadn't, can you just imagine the wars that would have been fought over possession of the True Bones? It was mighty nice of Jesus to ascend into Heaven– if he hadn’t, can you just imagine the wars that would have been fought over possession of the True Bones?

]]> By: sam moore jr http://atheists.org/blog/2008/03/16/back_from_lunacon/comment-page-1#comment-79136 sam moore jr Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-79136 Also it's nice to know that chimpanzees are evolving into the Stone Age and that the Atheist literature was taken. OFF TOPIC: I actually went to a Christian church service Sunday-- the big Methodist Church downtown was dedicating its new $2 million organ. The music was nice, but I've had all I can take of praying and praising Jesus for a while. What a relief to come home and visit American Atheists and the NoGodBlog! Also it’s nice to know that chimpanzees are evolving into the Stone Age and that the Atheist literature was taken. OFF TOPIC: I actually went to a Christian church service Sunday– the big Methodist Church downtown was dedicating its new $2 million organ. The music was nice, but I’ve had all I can take of praying and praising Jesus for a while. What a relief to come home and visit American Atheists and the NoGodBlog!

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