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I would like to second the ridicule christians coalition, with a strong dose of ignoring anything they ask and pointing out the flaws in their arguments. Oh, and exposing the charlatans they try and claim are experts (and put links up to here), and discussing the sleazy tactics they use in trying to con people into buying their kimchee.
Letting them spew that occult garbage without some serious ridicule in response would only encourage them to foist more of it on the site. I’ve seen many responses where IMHO they cheer each other on and vie for the the most religiously insane statement they can push unchallenged.
Comment from: Tarma [Member]
I think Debbie will be here only long enough to get her jesus points for proselytizing to us.
Um, Debbie dear, you can report back to your pastor that you failed to gain any converts. So sad, too bad. :p
She could just lie about it like phreakshow does, too…
Ten thousand jeebus points gets you the fancy condo in the better part of heaven.
Fifty thousand jeebus points and you get to go to a meet and greet with middle management.
And, for eleventy gajillion jeebus points*, you get the Invisible Sky Fairy position for a while (a la Bruce Almighty)! Drag those heathens into the Light! Or at least stake them if they don’t want to accept teh lawd and saver** and his truth…
* – sorry, I had to use christian math there for a minute to make my point.
** – jeebus saves!
moses invests.
I think that engaging in conversation, no matter how one sided, with the likes of phreedum and debbie is a great peak into the strange minds of the religiously inclined.
Dvan,
Thanks for the article. I’ll have to look up some of the sources they’ve used, but it was an interesting read nonetheless.
You know he’s gay, right!? I mean, 12 disciples on a small fishing boat a few miles off of imaginary Nazereth, no women onboard, no tobacco, alcohol, firearms, or gambling on board, Jesus is rocking the boat with a storm so he can fall asleep, the wimps are complaining about the storm to Jesus in a rather lispy voice …. yep, that’s as gay as it gets!
And all that talk about turning the other cheek…
I think we should do unto others as they have done to us. Every day, Dave or Peter can post a Jesus Freak website, and we can all go enmasse to that site and go ‘Trolling for Jeebus’.
I wonder what would happen if each day, a hundred or more Atheists showed up to harass and harangue our Christian brethren, at any one of an infinite number of Jeebus web sites?
I know I have always stated that I have never, nor would I ever go and post hateful things on a Christian site, but maybe it is time to take the fight to them.
On a side note: Look at that hot bitch they got whoring for the “Meet Christian Singles in Your City” site, now. If she is certified Christian, I am certified ‘hawny’. Me luv her long time, G.I.!
I almost hate to hit the send comment button, because I know she will be raptured away and a new advertisement will appear. Oh well. All good things must come to an end. Bye purdy lady.
I got a dude.
QF,
Not to mention the text in the dead-sea scrolls which details Jesus leading young boys into a cave who were “naked, save a linen cloth”.
I suppose it is a bit unfair to portray Mr Christ as a pederast, as this kind of thing was pretty common back then. Just ask Mo…..Aisha was just 9 when he has his way with her.
Boise Jim,
Well, it IS a Christian dating service, and since God is omniscient, I’m guessing you are a closet homosexual. Sorry to be the one to break it to you. You might want to keep that bit of info from your wife and family. They might not be as understanding as I am.
And with that, I hit the jackpot. I got five, yes five hot ‘bishes’ wearing wife beaters. I win, I win. I wonder if they are Mormons? That would mean they would be receptive to a six-way. Woo Hoo!
Ren-
I now got the dude on the right, but a hottie chick at the bottom.
I’m so confused…
Generational curses?! If I believed in the biblical God I would hate and oppose Him. As for the Christian dating service, I think I’ll check it out and tell them I’m a fat, bald-headed 51-year-old gay man– and an Atheist.
The add says “Certified Christian”. I wonder what the certification process is. If you just say you are an xian are you an xian?
Boise Jim,
You’re not confused, Jim. God has just deemed you to be Bi, now, is all.
What,
They cut open the skull and examine the amount of marbling of the brain.
Comment from: What [Member]
The add says “Certified Christian”. I wonder what the certification process is. If you just say you are an xian are you an xian?
They put a tattoo on the back of your neck. Just in case you get chosen to be a member of the church police…
alatham,
Too funny!
Hey look, that hot bish, is back. I think I am going to wait about ten minutes to send this post. My apologies if your screen is all sticky when it arrives
Why aren’t the women on Atheist dating sites that hot? I want to be a Christian. I want to be a Christian!!!!! (Aaaaaack)
Dammit. I keep getting that Commander Decker guy from Seventh Heaven. I wanna see that Christian!
AOL,
You’ll know it when you see her. You’ll have a sudden urge to smoke a cigarette after looking at her.
Ask and you shall receive!
We’ve letting the jesus freaks get away with monopolizing the “miracle appearances” market. Thank Santa someone is trying to correct that.
“(ACPA-london) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “The Huddlesfield Express” that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.
“I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. however the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs as well as the changing shades emanating outwards from this black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big-Bang”. “It’s the beginning of the world” he added excitedly.”
http://www.satireandcomment.com/0208toast.html
Bernarda,
Hahahahahahha. Whoever wrote that is truly brilliant.
Oh yehhhhhhhh! I just saw her for the first time and I’ve got some major Pavlovian response going on right now. The add says singles but I’m seeing doubles … and they are marvelous.
At the bottom of this page I am seeing another Xian Singles add where the words “Thousands”, “Free” and “Safe” are in bold font. Sounds more like a swingers site now.