Many of us really like ONN, the Onion News Network. But now we have to contend with another ONN, the OneNewsNow.com of the American Family Association.What is really troubling is that I am pretty sure they are both sarcastic in nature. I mean look at the AFA’s ONN, it has an article stating that the president of the American Life League accuses Democrats of using religion for political gains. Clinton and Obama are insincere when they state they are good Christians because they support contraceptive and pregnancy termination rights for all women. Judie Brown does not mention the hypocrisy of Republicans claiming to be Christians for political gain when they support killing innocent children in Iraq in order to provide gas for her SUV. I’d have to say I don’t know which one is really the more sarcastic site. What do you think?Peter Nuhn
Well, Rusty, there are just UP the road from me so maybe we should make a play date for some smackdown!
Phreedm,
The rise of irrational thought, wacko superstitions that impinge on individual liberties and privacy (Burkas or Crosses)OUGHT to be a matter of grave concern for anyone in their RIGHT mind…Islam is a violent problem. Period.
Hitchens is not a prophet. He is a mortal who is not in denial about his mortality. James Dobson, on the other hand, REPEATEDLY calls himself a PROPHET who wants TO TAKE AS MANY PEOPLE as he can when he goes to, ahem, heaven…Listen to his radio show and just count the number of times Dobson compares himself to a PROPHET of OLD….This Christer is mega-revolting…and twisted…and delusional…and creepy…and balding…and has watched more hardcore porn VHS tapes than I (he was on the porn commission under Saint Reagan)…and EXTREMELY wealthy…and a misogynistic…homophobic…angry white guy with a butt-ugly wife who runs the National Day of Prayer…Shirley…and a divorced/remarried son (Ryan)…and a 45-year-old virginal daughter (Danae) who writes malt-shop books for teenage girls on “sexuality” while Daddy-Dobson still clings to her sacred hymen…such is the life of Prophets… LMAO!!!!! LMAO!!!!
That would rule, Agnosticat.
You ever listen to them on the radio? Wildmon the Elder sounds like a complete loon.
Rusty
Elder Wildmon is fighting for you.satan wants your soul and Tupelo is ground zero for the armies of hell.
help fred phelps stop the homosexual plot to takeover america protect your body fluids.
Reason,
I think you are right about Tupelo being ground zero for the armies of hell.
The Lord is gracious and compassionate, slow to anger and rich in being a f$cking petter-ass.
So, James Dobson says under no circumstances can he support John McCain. Yet McCain is gaining momentum by the day. Wonder what Dobson’s gonna do if after super Tuesday, McCain is still showing as the front-runner? And if McCain ends up being the GOP nominee, what’s Dobson going to do then? Vote for Clinton/Obama (whomever gets the nod) on the Dem side? I hardly think so.
Yes, indeed…the jesus lie has been repeated often enough…and weak-minded…and fearful…xians believe it to be…the…truth………..
What, thanks much for responding to the troll earlier and providing the info about shrub and his little “talks” with god.
Phreeky fears life more than he fears death just like his fearless leader BushCo.
Horus
You are one dumb-ass kid!
Tarma
Oh Phreeky does all the hard work. He labors long in setting up his house of cards only to have it toppled by the faintest of breaths.
Sometimes I really hurt for Phreeky and those like him. What pain there must be in those poor minds. They try so hard to shut out the only world they know to exist and instead embrace the salve of fantasy.
Horus
If you were being sarcastic, well then, my bad.
Barbiebrains
Great Dobson rant! I wonder if I could get some help from the women here. Why are conservative xian women so prone to over-doing-it with cosmetics? Any hypotheses?
Phreedm,
Try again, dumbass.
http://tinyurl.com/b5tkd
Horus,
It’s not about “getting” oil; it is about securing access to said oil for decades in the future. What with permanant bases in Iraq and John McCain saying we might stay, “100 yrs”, and all.
What, because only fugly women are drawn to gawd. The rest of us can find companionship with real-life men
What,
Not being sarcastic. This bullshit theory that we went into Iraq because of the baby Jesus and oil is retarded. While many of you may feel George Bush is some kind of low-functioning retard because of his poor speaking ability, it is absurd to believe that an American president would knowingly put lives in jeopardy for such pointless reasons.
Perhaps Bush did factor in the fact that they were Muslims when attacking; but ultimately I think he had visions of a nuclear 9/11 swimming around in his head.
If Muslims did this kind of horrible and unprovoked attack on civilians before, what is to say they wouldn’t do it again with more deadly weapons?
Horus,
If Bush had visions of Muslims attacking, swimming around in his head, we should have invaded Saudi Arabia, a country where most of the foreign fighters are still coming from, not Iraq.
Saddam may well have been a brutal dictator, but he wasn’t interested in attacking America, nor in establishing a 14th century caliphate in that part of the world. Saddam and Usama were ideological enemies, and our intellignence apparatus knew it well before we invaded. Hell, even the Bush administration has come out and stated that WMD was nothing more than a rallying cry to gather support for a war that was a forgone conclusion before 9-11.
Horus,
All you baby jesus freaks know full well that the shrub started war in Afghanistan as retaliation for 9-11, that was the command center for those that committed that crime. However, instead of completing the act, The Shrub prematurely invaded Iraq, for the baby jesus told him so. As baby jesus lacked the ability to return to Earth unless there was a major war between the families of baby jesus based religions within the land that held the remains of holy shit.
Now, as baby jesus has been a no-show, it is necessary for the christians to deny the religious connection, for if they don’t they won’t be able to start another war in order to bring the lacking baby back to Earth.
Personally, I think this baby jesus is too scared to return to Earth, it is afraid its brother-sons and sister-daughters will nail the little bastard to another mormonized christian death cross so they can watch it die again.
Horus
OK then, Horus, that makes you an idiot.Why are you in search of THE ONE reason? The reasons for BushCo lying its way into an invasion of Iraq are numerous and in the end the purpose was to prop up a duplicitous BushCo administration.
How old are you? I’m wondering if you were older than twelve in 2003.
What,
Jeeze, do we really have to resort to personal attacks? I give Bush the benefit of the doubt, thats all. Maybe he did go into Iraq for oil, religion, and revenge. But I need some actual proof to convict him of such charges. Some recordings of him saying, “Boy Saddam is so innocent but I’m an oil hungry dickhole” please…
Until then, he went into Iraq for our national security. I’m just going to enjoy the news reports about the Muslim rats destroying each other.
Btw, not that it matters, but I was 14 in 2003.
Horus,
The Shrub never has and never will give the specific quote you are looking for. Like most murderers he will not intensionally point the finger at himself.
Since you apparently idolize The Shrub you are unlikely to be able to view the evidence against him with a clear and unbiased thought process.
There are plenty of facts that show The Shrub administration did not act in good faith. Show me that you are aware of and accept some of that evidence and I will help you find more. However, there is no point in showing a delusional person clear evidence when your mind is unable to accept the truth.
Further, since your opinions have no bearing on reality. The thoughtful and honest people can only hope that those with political and legal power will acknowledge the need for legal hearings to assess the nearly unending stacks of evidence that show the deceptive and manipulative practices of The Shrub administration that have caused the death of thousands of Americans and the deaths of tens if not hundreds of thousands of other innocents.
If you were a decent person and had any interest in letting the truth be known you would join the tens of thousands if not millions of people that are asking for a complete investigation of The Shrub and affiliates.
Idolize Bush? Registered democrat, thank you.
But sure, I’ll jump on your conspiracy bullshit bandwagon if it makes you happy.
Jews did 9/11, Holocaust never happened, Roswell was the epicenter for an alien invasion and eventual take over, the Government invented AIDS, and George Bush is an insane religious psychopath that invades nations without believing that they pose a threat. Can I have a tin hat, too?
Look, it wouldn’t matter if Saddam had WMD’s or not, you guys will always find ways to make Republicans villains. Go ahead, tell me my opinion doesn’t matter simply because I don’t have blind hate for Bush. I don’t think your opinion matters because you do.
Comment from: What
So even though everyone else at the meeting denies the story…your hatred for Bush allows you to take the word of our enemy over our allies…
KP…
Falling prey to an atheists common practice of taking one sentence out of context…hmmmm?
Yeah, I read it. So? Follow what my original statement was. You don’t see the USA following the same path as Europe?
Careful there Horse, the typically sad and hateful christian be strong in you.
Not a Christian. I’m an atheist. HEIL SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
Horus
The national security argument for invading Iraq might have been plausible until you look at what Pakistan was doing. This was a country that did have nuclear weapons, did sell the technology to Libya, Iran, and North Korea, did and still does harbor terrorists including Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden. If we were so concerned about national security then why didn’t we invade Pakistan?
phreedm
no good old USA just leaves the border open so all the poor in latin america can turn us into another third world slum.
? how long can or will we stay in iraq it takes alot of money to fight a war.