ONN On the March

Many of us really like ONN, the Onion News Network. But now we have to contend with another ONN, the OneNewsNow.com of the American Family Association.What is really troubling is that I am pretty sure they are both sarcastic in nature. I mean look at the AFA’s ONN, it has an article stating that the president of the American Life League accuses Democrats of using religion for political gains. Clinton and Obama are insincere when they state they are good Christians because they support contraceptive and pregnancy termination rights for all women. Judie Brown does not mention the hypocrisy of Republicans claiming to be Christians for political gain when they support killing innocent children in Iraq in order to provide gas for her SUV. I’d have to say I don’t know which one is really the more sarcastic site. What do you think?Peter Nuhn

66 Responses to “ONN On the March”

  1.  Horus says:

    What,

    Jeeze, do we really have to resort to personal attacks? I give Bush the benefit of the doubt, thats all. Maybe he did go into Iraq for oil, religion, and revenge. But I need some actual proof to convict him of such charges. Some recordings of him saying, “Boy Saddam is so innocent but I’m an oil hungry dickhole” please…

    Until then, he went into Iraq for our national security. I’m just going to enjoy the news reports about the Muslim rats destroying each other.

    Btw, not that it matters, but I was 14 in 2003.

  2.  rna2dna says:

    Horus,

    The Shrub never has and never will give the specific quote you are looking for. Like most murderers he will not intensionally point the finger at himself.

    Since you apparently idolize The Shrub you are unlikely to be able to view the evidence against him with a clear and unbiased thought process.

    There are plenty of facts that show The Shrub administration did not act in good faith. Show me that you are aware of and accept some of that evidence and I will help you find more. However, there is no point in showing a delusional person clear evidence when your mind is unable to accept the truth.

    Further, since your opinions have no bearing on reality. The thoughtful and honest people can only hope that those with political and legal power will acknowledge the need for legal hearings to assess the nearly unending stacks of evidence that show the deceptive and manipulative practices of The Shrub administration that have caused the death of thousands of Americans and the deaths of tens if not hundreds of thousands of other innocents.

    If you were a decent person and had any interest in letting the truth be known you would join the tens of thousands if not millions of people that are asking for a complete investigation of The Shrub and affiliates.

  3.  Horus says:

    Idolize Bush? Registered democrat, thank you.

    But sure, I’ll jump on your conspiracy bullshit bandwagon if it makes you happy.

    Jews did 9/11, Holocaust never happened, Roswell was the epicenter for an alien invasion and eventual take over, the Government invented AIDS, and George Bush is an insane religious psychopath that invades nations without believing that they pose a threat. Can I have a tin hat, too?

    Look, it wouldn’t matter if Saddam had WMD’s or not, you guys will always find ways to make Republicans villains. Go ahead, tell me my opinion doesn’t matter simply because I don’t have blind hate for Bush. I don’t think your opinion matters because you do.

  4.  phreedm says:

    Comment from: What

    In the programme Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs, which starts on Monday, the former Palestinian foreign minister Nabil Shaath says Mr Bush told him and Mahmoud Abbas, former prime minister and now Palestinian President

    So even though everyone else at the meeting denies the story…your hatred for Bush allows you to take the word of our enemy over our allies…

  5.  phreedm says:

    KP…

    Falling prey to an atheists common practice of taking one sentence out of context…hmmmm?

    Yeah, I read it. So? Follow what my original statement was. You don’t see the USA following the same path as Europe?

  6.  rna2dna says:

    Careful there Horse, the typically sad and hateful christian be strong in you.

  7.  Horus says:

    Not a Christian. I’m an atheist. HEIL SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

  8.  pha says:

    Horus

    The national security argument for invading Iraq might have been plausible until you look at what Pakistan was doing. This was a country that did have nuclear weapons, did sell the technology to Libya, Iran, and North Korea, did and still does harbor terrorists including Al Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden. If we were so concerned about national security then why didn’t we invade Pakistan?

  9.  reason says:

    phreedm
    no good old USA just leaves the border open so all the poor in latin america can turn us into another third world slum.

  10.  reason says:

    ? how long can or will we stay in iraq it takes alot of money to fight a war.

  11.  rna2dna says:

    reason,

    It least a little longer than the conservatives remain in power.

  12.  what says:

    Horus

    You are such a twit. And yeh I mean that personally and it is necessary. It’s ill-informed punks like you that got us into this mess in Iraq. It was well established that BushCo was lying before the invasion even started. Review the history you obviously did not live through.

    Ever hear of the Downing street memo you little shit!? As though we needed it anyhow after it was established prewar that BushCo was lying about yellow cake uranium from an UN-NAMED African country and aluminum tubes for unconventional weapons; After the world learned that the British were so f—ing stupid that the pilfered their report on Iraqi WMDs from a ten year old thesis project by a graduate student; After it was learned prewar from the Hans Blix and Scott Ritter inspection teams that there were no weapons in Iraq.

    But some little twit like yourself comes along ignorant as the day he/she was born and tells us what the invasion was about. Grow up punk!

  13.  Horus says:

    Awwww, saggy old balls shit himself. Look man, I’ve already said I’m on the bandwagon now. In fact, right now I’m in the jungles of Israel kidnapping Jews and throwing them in the first actual concentration camps(because the holocaust never happened) in punishment for doing 9/11. Soon, the aliens will come and anally probe all of them. HEIL XENU!

  14.  reluctantatheist says:

    Was it about oil? Hmmm….check this out:
    http://tinyurl.com/27qymh

  15.  what says:

    Horus

    You are an ignorant immature flea with anti-social personality disorder. A sarcastic flaunting of your ignorance is not going to get you any points here.

  16.  Horus says:

    Good ol’ fashion Texas pwning. Just like paw used to make.