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GOD-CAM

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170 Responses to “GOD-CAM”

  1.  RiftPoint says:

    Oh yeh, and they’ve also shown pretty well that humans are really good at picking out images from random patterns, so i guess the jesus toast and the st. mary stain are out…

    ref:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

  2.  alexatheist says:

    You know…you’re right. That is the difference between me and you. I have come to realize life is much larger then myself and I have no trouble humbling myself to ask for help…

    Phreedum I am fully aware that “no man is an island” and that life is much larger than just me. Also, I have no trouble asking for help when I need it; I asked my family to fund my business venture because they had the cash that I didn’t and when I’m in medical distress I ask for help when needed. The real difference between you and I is that my support sytem and those that I turn to when I’m in need isn’t an imaginary friend but instead are very much real people.

  3.  justme says:

    What, “god bless you”
    answer : “Thanks, I think the cold virus has evolved since last year”.

  4.  DVanWechel says:

    I was pretty sure that science shows being dead for three days usually indicates your going to stay that way. In fact, I don’t know of any exception to that observation

    You must have forgotten about preachy, floating zombies.

  5.  what says:

    Foot 152 and Justme

    I like your responses. The “God bless you” that I received recently was from someone that knows (oh boy do they know) that I am an atheist and it was not in response to a sneeze.

  6.  justme says:

    What. Ok, how about this: “Thanks, but a free get-out-hell card would be much nicer”

  7.  justme says:

    Wow, a busy week!!

    A man who believed he bore the “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321312,00.html

  8.  what says:

    The xian trolls are a hoot. Not one of them can give an operational definition of a god. Instead of trying to convince them that they are mentally deficient (they know already) try asking them to operationally define what the nonsense is all about – god. Then stand back as their heads explode.

  9.  what says:

    Justme

    Nope. I don’t want a response that acknowledges any part of their fantasy.

  10.  justme says:

    What. Ok, fair enough. Too bad, here would be another answer “Now that really is using his name in vain”.

  11.  dawnisis says:

    Funny how killers never claim evolution told them to eat people or the theory of relativity made them drown their baby.

  12.  quantum_flux says:

    god gets off on his people being faithful to him. This is why he wants them to believe things like that the earth is flat, it gives him the giggles to know that his people are really that stupid. It also gets him really horny when he sends somebody to hell for eternity. Actually, going to heaven is not that good either, that’s where god asks the faithful to bend over so that he can insert himself. Finally, god loves the devil (loves thy enemy) because the devil is the hottest lesbbian he ever created.

    There you have it, the psychological profile on god, the biggest petter-ass that ever lived!

  13.  dawnisis says:

    In the old testament god evens gambles with satan over the fate of poor job.

    The implies god is not omnipotent and satan is his equal.

    It also implies god and satan have an open line of communication which would be bizarre. Why would a god have the “need” to speak to anyone about his will or action, being perfect and all? And making bets???

    Another psychological characteristic is his never ending need to be recognized as the one true god. He even says “Thou shalt worship no god before me”. This implies there are other gods.

    Satan, on the other hand, just gets to collect every soul god decides doesn’t meet his standards? No belief or submission required to make satan happy.

    Also, god kills at random and with rage and only favors certain people.

    So he is fickle and will torture followers to win bets.

    The psychological profile of god is not of a guy you’d want to be buddies with.

  14.  IVORY GIRL says:

    The number of people that were killed by God or Satan in the Bible.

    God 2,270,365+
    Satan 10
    Satan has some catching up to do.

  15.  dawnisis says:

    LOL Ivory.

    What makes xians think they haven’t been hoodwinked by satan?

    For that matter, what makes xians think if nothingness spontaneously created an omnipotent being, that “god” was the only one created.

    If there is one god couldn’t there just as easily be billions?

    What could this being be made out of if no matter existed until “god” created it. He is made of nothing, by nothing, from nothing? Yet he possesses knowledge and one would presume intelligence? From whence did this come?

    Where would this being get the power to create matter and living beings?
    What is the power source?

  16.  KnowledgeIsPower says:

    What could this being be made out of if no matter existed until “god” created it. He is made of nothing, by nothing, from nothing? Yet he possesses knowledge and one would presume intelligence? From whence did this come?
    Alas! You have been afflicted with the need for thought.

  17.  KnowledgeIsPower says:

    A man who believed he bore the “mark of the beast” used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave

    Somebody must have watched “Bruce Campbell vs. the Army of Darkness” for the first time.

  18.  dawnisis says:

    Apparently I won’t get into heaven because I think too much and ask too many questions :-(

    This omnipotent nothingness being demands I question not only believe 2k year old latin translations from stone tablets which conveniently no longer exist.

    And if I am really really good and beg every day he won’t burn me eternally.

  19.  mikayla says:

    LOL I cracked up at that one. I had no idea what to expect :-p

  20.  KnowledgeIsPower says:

    It would be amusing for a talented hacker to show up and put himself on the GOD-CAM.