Comments on: Finally the age old question is answered

By: Barbiebrains

Barbiebrains — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

God is not Mexican…

Fred Phelps: “God hates fajitas”.

By: lenabode

lenabode — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Gotta love your humor. Just the other day I made made a joke that god is a black guy, and how every white, southern, baptist christian would just die if that was true. Its good that someone else besides me makes fun as much as I do.

By: drchris06

drchris06 — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I heard a joke once...

How do we know that God is Mexican?

Who else would have called his kid "Jes?s"?

By: TIMx13

TIMx13 — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I thought he must be an Arab. Why else would he dump his only begotten son in that part of the world? Oh yeah, myth. Sorry.

By: Celebrant Prince

Celebrant Prince — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

If this were a laughing matter, I'd be *ROFLMAO*, but it's not, and I ain't.

It's another example of "God's on my side (and he ISN'T on yours!).

Everything I do God approves of. Everything you do God disapproves of.

God's going to help me. God's going to hurt you.

I'm going to Heaven. You're going to Hell.

Well, I guess I have no choice now but to renounce my American citizenship, move to Brazil, and apply for Brazilian citizenship. I sure don't want to take any chances.

By: karen

karen — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Does this mean we have to go to war with Brazil now for their oil? I heard they have WMDs hidden somewhere.

God is a Brazil nut. Makes sense.

By: what

what — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I doubt that the spaghedeity would set up shop in a country that is so devoid of pasta.

By: romulusnr

romulusnr — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

This means that God is (at most) 185 years old.

Somehow that seems to take away from his worship-worthiness a little.

By: GodFearer

GodFearer — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

God is the supreme being who created you and I. He is about to cause the destruction of the U.S. as a sign to those who have concocted this ridiculous idea that He does not exist.
LISTEN UP PEOPLE!
IF YOU EXIST AND CAN READ THIS THEN IT'S ONLY COMMON SENSE THAT HE EXISTS. If you do not believe that by breathing and living then you have been deceived by the Devil himself. God has allowed him to roam this earth these last 1000 years. I know that you atheist, a man-made group will not want to hear this, and may dislike me, however, that is what was sent to me. Man's rule will end shortly and you atheists r blind!

By: 666

666 — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

YO CAPSLOCK IDIOT,

Odin is waiting for you after Zeus is done with you! Be afraid, be very afraid.