God is a Brazilian. (see the link to the title of this post) I know you have been asking yourself if God exists, what nationality is he? Well he has finally come out and announced he is a Brazilian. How do we know? Well Brazil just found remarkable massive new oil reserves off Brazil’s coast. Further proof that God loves money. He bequeaths it to those of his same nationality. Is Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva kidding? We can only hope. But do any of you question his assertion on the nationality of God?Peter Nuhn
God is not Mexican…
Fred Phelps: “God hates fajitas”.
Gotta love your humor. Just the other day I made made a joke that god is a black guy, and how every white, southern, baptist christian would just die if that was true. Its good that someone else besides me makes fun as much as I do.
I heard a joke once…
How do we know that God is Mexican?
Who else would have called his kid “Jes?s”?
I thought he must be an Arab. Why else would he dump his only begotten son in that part of the world? Oh yeah, myth. Sorry.
If this were a laughing matter, I’d be *ROFLMAO*, but it’s not, and I ain’t.
It’s another example of “God’s on my side (and he ISN’T on yours!).
Everything I do God approves of. Everything you do God disapproves of.
God’s going to help me. God’s going to hurt you.
I’m going to Heaven. You’re going to Hell.
Well, I guess I have no choice now but to renounce my American citizenship, move to Brazil, and apply for Brazilian citizenship. I sure don’t want to take any chances.
Does this mean we have to go to war with Brazil now for their oil? I heard they have WMDs hidden somewhere.
God is a Brazil nut. Makes sense.
I doubt that the spaghedeity would set up shop in a country that is so devoid of pasta.
This means that God is (at most) 185 years old.
Somehow that seems to take away from his worship-worthiness a little.
God is the supreme being who created you and I. He is about to cause the destruction of the U.S. as a sign to those who have concocted this ridiculous idea that He does not exist.
LISTEN UP PEOPLE!
IF YOU EXIST AND CAN READ THIS THEN IT’S ONLY COMMON SENSE THAT HE EXISTS. If you do not believe that by breathing and living then you have been deceived by the Devil himself. God has allowed him to roam this earth these last 1000 years. I know that you atheist, a man-made group will not want to hear this, and may dislike me, however, that is what was sent to me. Man’s rule will end shortly and you atheists r blind!
YO CAPSLOCK IDIOT,
Odin is waiting for you after Zeus is done with you! Be afraid, be very afraid.
Thank you for sharing.
Hmmmm… Gawd is blood-thirsty AND money-hungry… no surprises there. Do you suppose the FSM is Italian? I mean, that’s the obvious answer, but maybe it’s more complicated than that?
IF YOU EXIST AND CAN READ THIS THEN IT’S ONLY COMMON SENSE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
aaaahhhhhh, somebody, slap me!
I think phreedm’s parents are in town for Thanksgiving.
Godfearer and 20X, you must be *sob* SO proud of your boy!
If you exist and can read this it means your parents mated successfully and you probably completed elementary school. Do you really need “goddidit” to answer even these most basic questions?
Hey GodFearer,
What if I DON’T exist, but I can still read this?
What then? Huh? HuH?
Crap, I can’t think of any inappropriate Brazilian stereotype/god jokes.
Godfearer,
“Common sense” is an oxymoron.
Well, of course he exists. Global temperature increase due to a decline in pirates is the proof of this existence! Has his noodly appendage touched you too?
Long live the flying spaghetti monster, MHNND (may his noodles never dry)!
Ramen!
GodFearer is probably a drive by xian. A hit and run pasta-eating coward! May His noodly appendages come to rest about thy throat.
These NUTJOBS constantly bombard us with this lunacy, and when atheists criticize them, they quickly redefine said lunacy, claim they believe in something more complex than something anthropomorphic, and then accuse us of using strawmen and having a very simplistic view.
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Methinks da Silva had a little too much ayahuasca!
What does he mean Brazilian? Brazil has lots of colors of people from ghost white to eclipse black. So, if he’s not talking about race then that means God has Brazilian citizenship? Well, we know he wasn’t born there. Who processed his application? So many questions, so few answers.
GodFearer,
Can you give us a date and time please? I have some things to get done before the country explodes.
pha
The end is near. So just have some cheesecake and enjoy.
This is off topic but very encouraging. You know that there has been a paradigm shift when a Southern Baptist from TX is asking himself if christians are on the wrong side of history regarding homosexuality:
http://www.albertmohler.com/radio_show.php?cdate=2007-11-15
OK, I’ll go be afraid. Do you feel better now?
Three Brazilian Soldiers
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”
HAHAHA! I love that one!
LOL
Good one, wisconsin.
I love the brazilion soldiers joke, too.
Here’s another joke
http://www.donlarose.com/
so, this guy’s “other” name is Ken Williams, and he resigned Wednesday as Mayor of Centerton, Arkansas
those silly satanists
Happy Turkey-Day
I smell a Thanksgiving Day joke coup. 3 Brazillion soldiers. Shit the bed!
Does that mean gawd isn’t Venezualan anymore?
@karen
Are you sure you aren’t Douglas Adams in disguise?
pha
Pretty close. Doug and I are actually fraternal twins, born 2yrs and 3 1/2 months apart to different mothers on different continents.
Oops. Hit the wrong key and aged myself a year. Can’t have that. Make that 3 years and # 1 1/2 months!
barbiebrains, further proof that god is not Mexican comes from former leader Porfirio Diaz who said to the effect: Poor Mexico, so far from god and so close to the U.S.
BTW, is there a Greek or Norse god of petroleum? I don’t know if Hephaestus or Poseidon could be considered to be in charge.
This reminds me how it seems like most Americans think that the US is really, honestly, truly, favored by God, and that our country is the best possible nation and will obviously last for ever (or at least until Armageddon). It’s just that kink of hubris that will contribute to the US’s eventual fall.
I could almost buy into the idea ‘GOD is Brazilian, Think about it, have you ever seen those Brazilian Booties?? Someone had to have been playing favorites… ; )
Brazilian booties come from Brazilian butt lifts…They are the products of science. I guess our favorite “Intelligent Designer” needs help from science when it comes to the hardcore aesthetics of the female body…
http://tinyurl.com/374y4z
I am an Australian Atheist currently in Brazil. I have not seen Lula?s comments however I would not be surprised if he attributed Brazil?s recent off-shore oil/gas discoveries to god. What does surprise me however, is his predecessor, former President Fernando Henrique Cardoso is an Atheist! I have tried to find other Atheists here but they are all hiding in the closet I think.
I have met a number of Christians here in Brazil. Most say they follow the Ten Commandments but cannot list them, and some have total faith in the Holy Bible but have not read a single word of it! They know that most Brazilians are Christians, and also that it is one of the most corrupt and violent countries in the world, however they attribute the crime to the few non-believers. Interestingly anyone and anything gets robbed ? except the church or the priests! Hmmmmm…..