Comments on: Religionists realize it’s mythology

By: jshanewhit

jshanewhit — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

The FSM is as good as any deity! Even better than most. His noodles touch all, just try to prove they don’t.

I am putting a restraining order on Santa, no matter what the cost. I’m sick of the trampling around on my roof. I do not have a chimney you moron, I will see ya in court! Your hoofed minions are gonna be venison before I am done. Mmmmm, rain deer chili.

By: phreedm

phreedm — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Someone has to much time on their hands…

By: Bones

Bones — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

ha ha

By: dewraith

dewraith — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

To hell with Santa/Satan (I always wondered why no one else caught on to the clever anagram) I’m restraining that damn Loch Ness Monster! With his wee bitty eyes and always asking me for tree-fitty! Go away you god damn Loch Ness Monster!

OH, never have I wanted more to see what goes on at those religious summits than now! I wonder if a few FSM members can infiltrate and start chanting FSM’isms as they throw spaghetti at the speaker like the xians break in and scream “burn in hell” and other non-sensical disruptions.

By: BobC

BobC — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“Supporters of intelligent design hold that the order and complexity of the universe is so great that science alone cannot explain it.”

Supporters of intelligent design hold that they’re too stupid to understand natural processes so everything must be magic.

By: BobC

BobC — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

From the Paranormal Restraining Orders website:

Zephaniah 1:18 Neither their silver nor their gold will be able to save them on the day of the Lord's wrath. In the fire of his jealousy the whole world will be consumed, for he will make a sudden end of all who live in the earth."

Only an idiot could believe this crap and only a moron would worship this supernatural barbarian. I once suggested to some fundy subhumans their god should be hunted down and killed before it harms somebody. The fundies who always warn everyone they're going to hell call this monster a "loving god".

By: BobC

BobC — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Sorry, this is off-topic, but important.

Calling all atheists and anyone else who respects our constitution. You are needed at the following website to express your views about the illegal crosses on public property in Utah. Most of the comments so far are from Christian thugs who want to make our country a theocracy.

Utah?s Cross Controversy

http://www.newsweek.com/id/71092

By: rna2dna

rna2dna — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

BobC:

The fundies who always warn everyone they're going to hell call this monster a "loving god".

I've noticed that the christian doesn't often speak of its devil idea anymore. Must be that the christian's god idea is devil enough.

By: BobC

BobC — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Joel 2:1 (NIV) Blow the trumpet in Zion; sound the alarm on my holy hill. Let all who live in the land tremble, for the day of the LORD is coming. It is close at hand–

How many centuries ago was that Bible bullshit written? Close at hand? The Lord is coming any day now? Christian are morons. They are not even human.

By: what

what — Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Theists, why do you hate the FSM? Is it because of the spaghedeity’s deft ability to highlight the absurdities of your supernatural tormentor.

Beer volcanoes and strippers. Yar.