Comments on: Religionists realize it’s mythology http://atheists.org/blog/2007/11/17/religionists_realize_it_s_mythology A Blog of Atheist Thought Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:05:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: jshanewhit http://atheists.org/blog/2007/11/17/religionists_realize_it_s_mythology/comment-page-1#comment-69892 jshanewhit Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-69892 The FSM is as good as any deity! Even better than most. His noodles touch all, just try to prove they don't.<br /> <br /> I am putting a restraining order on Santa, no matter what the cost. I'm sick of the trampling around on my roof. I do not have a chimney you moron, I will see ya in court! Your hoofed minions are gonna be venison before I am done. Mmmmm, rain deer chili. <br /> :) The FSM is as good as any deity! Even better than most. His noodles touch all, just try to prove they don’t.

I am putting a restraining order on Santa, no matter what the cost. I’m sick of the trampling around on my roof. I do not have a chimney you moron, I will see ya in court! Your hoofed minions are gonna be venison before I am done. Mmmmm, rain deer chili.
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]]> By: http://atheists.org/blog/2007/11/17/religionists_realize_it_s_mythology/comment-page-1#comment-69893 Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-69893 Someone has to much time on their hands... Someone has to much time on their hands…

]]> By: Bones http://atheists.org/blog/2007/11/17/religionists_realize_it_s_mythology/comment-page-1#comment-69894 Bones Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-69894 ha ha ha ha

]]> By: dewraith http://atheists.org/blog/2007/11/17/religionists_realize_it_s_mythology/comment-page-1#comment-69898 dewraith Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-69898 To hell with Santa/Satan (I always wondered why no one else caught on to the clever anagram) I'm restraining that damn Loch Ness Monster! With his wee bitty eyes and always asking me for tree-fitty! Go away you god damn Loch Ness Monster!<br /> <br /> OH, never have I wanted more to see what goes on at those religious summits than now! I wonder if a few FSM members can infiltrate and start chanting FSM'isms as they throw spaghetti at the speaker like the xians break in and scream "burn in hell" and other non-sensical disruptions. To hell with Santa/Satan (I always wondered why no one else caught on to the clever anagram) I’m restraining that damn Loch Ness Monster! With his wee bitty eyes and always asking me for tree-fitty! Go away you god damn Loch Ness Monster!

OH, never have I wanted more to see what goes on at those religious summits than now! I wonder if a few FSM members can infiltrate and start chanting FSM’isms as they throw spaghetti at the speaker like the xians break in and scream “burn in hell” and other non-sensical disruptions.

]]> By: BobC http://atheists.org/blog/2007/11/17/religionists_realize_it_s_mythology/comment-page-1#comment-69899 BobC Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-69899 "Supporters of intelligent design hold that the order and complexity of the universe is so great that science alone cannot explain it."<br /> <br /> Supporters of intelligent design hold that they're too stupid to understand natural processes so everything must be magic. “Supporters of intelligent design hold that the order and complexity of the universe is so great that science alone cannot explain it.”

Supporters of intelligent design hold that they’re too stupid to understand natural processes so everything must be magic.

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