I just could not let this one go by me. It is just too great. I know there are a lot of huntsmen out there who are just killing to get their hands on the New International Version of the Bible in Bonded Leather Camouflage Cover with the ultra realistic REALTREE HARDWOODS GREEN? HD? pattern.All those wonderful christians in the USA who love killing things – you know like secularists and board certified gynecologists really need one of these $50 camouflaged bibles.I especially liked the haiku:When I’m out huntingI need Jesus on my side.Jesus hates wildlife.
Peter Nuhn
OOPs.
In my Haiky, important should have been impotent. :p
Rusty
I have a problem with god being in the courthouse bathroom when I have to go.
But since I’m already in the courthouse, maybe a restraining order would be easily obtained.
makes perfect sense.in the ot nimrod was a hunter of men and samson did terrible damage with a jawbone before he got a haircut.
will lynne get dick cheney one for christmas he likes to hunt small game and friends.
alexatheist
there is no way king james was gay.for goodness sakes he was defender of the faith it says so in my king james bible.speaking of james at jamestown they hanged a guy for being homosexual.
Karen
Gawd is everywhere. It’s the #1 cause of constipation.
What,
That’s good, but THIS is better:
Gawd’s everywhere.
He causes constipation.
The main cause, I think.
Somebody stop me before I haiku again!!!
“This isn’t off topic because you could use the Utah penis coins to purchase an invisible bib-L.”
Hmmm…not sure if it’s pointing up or pointing down. Must study it some more.
all i need is time
and i will become a man
mused the speck of dust
all i need is time
and i will become a speck of dust
mused the man
some will change their name
and post in a preachy style
when they can’t compete
im4gvn,
Oh you’re good, real good.
Though not haiku, What’s better.
Rusty’s is the best.
You know, I really hope this is harder in Japanese
thank you Ren, your praise
brings pleasure to this angry
godless heart of mine
Flintstones, meet Phreedies
Modern stone age family
From the town Bedrock
No problem, Rusty.
I give credit where it’s due.
What made a funny!
stop this poetry
I hate all the poetry
but mostly haikus
plumbing out all week
prayed to gawd to fix it
gave up, done by me
Of course it will probably explode all over the kitchen when I run the dishwasher, but i tried.
Oops
screwed the haiku.
Shoulda been
Prayed to gawd to come fix it.
Hope I didn’t screw the plumbing.
karen,
Sounds like you may have made contact with jcc’s christian god idea, jcc had to wait forever to get that one to sell his house. Now if your plumbing explodes you can be fairly certain that you made contact with W’s christian god idea.
so much make believe
meanness hatred and venom
pushed by buybullers
wow what a great thread
you people are too funny
enjoy it here, thanks
FDM-
Just doing our part
To show the beauty of a
new enlightenment
If you *want* someone to lose something in the outdoors make it camo(and cost something)
xUS-Army