Paris Hilton finds God in Prison.She’s out of prison and ready to party. Use your god-given psychic powers to predict how long this religion sticks, now that it’s not political anymore.My bet: she NEVER MENTIONS GOD AGAIN (until the next time she gets arrested)
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OK does this mean we can expect to see her on her knees more often or less often.
Paris is a way-too-popular-for-her-own-good attention-whore with sick and twisted morals. She has a rabid fan-base who, I believe, are all bat-shit insane. She sits around on her ass all day (when she’s not showing her cooch to the paparazzi) doing nothing and gets news attention for doing so… gee… they’re so alike! I’m sure she and god will get along just fine.
Putting Paris down is mean spirited and wrong. Heck a lot of us believed in god or tried to in our younger days and have gotten drunk.
We also don’t have the publicity madness to deal with.
I’m ashamed this blog would put down a young lady the’ve never met and add to the media nonsense.
Total global oil reserves/current consumption(not projected) = 35.8 yrs. (nationmaster web site).
If only all this Iraq war money was buying wind turbines and getting super effecient houses. Get out your bicyles we’re in for a change in lifestyle. Good luck.
Any other ideas how to change course or adapt to life without oil.
Paris claimed that she was reading the bible in jail. When asked which part she liked best, she said, “All of it.”
Yeah, right.
Has it been 45 days already?
I don’t see why when celebrities are put in jail that this is really news. Are we really surprised? why do we care? Don’t “regular” people go to jail? This in no way effects our way of life nor should it. why is it constantly taking up air time while “real news” is happening is beyond me.
Wow…I hope you didn’t hurt yourself…
Paris Hilton…? Amazing how intolerant the “tolerant” among us are when discussing her life…
Hey Dave…get your lawyers ready…
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/US_Senate_to_open_with_Hindu_prayers/articleshow/2152461.cms
How much you want to bet there’s not a peep about this from AA, ACLU, or the Americans for the Myth…?
Phreedm…
Although I believe any and all public prayers are absolutely inappropriate in Congress, at least (perhaps???)a Hindu prayer is a tiny ripple in the stranglehold of Xianity on this country…you begin by diluting Xianity…showing that it is just one superstition among many. Delusional people have a hard time letting go…
phreedm:
Unfortunately, you are probably right. In fact, I bet they celebrate this as “diversity”, or something like that.
As for Paris Hilton, my advice to people who are really upset by her is to pay her no mind. Worry about your own business and try not to get all bent out of shape about what someone else, someone you don’t know, is doing.
And as soon as people stop paying attention to her, you won’t have to keep hearing about her anymore! Do your part! (If that’s what’s bothering you.)
Comment from: Barbiebrains
So if a prayer offered up within a government building that’s NOT christian, it’s ok because christianity has a “stranglehold” on America…?
Hmmm…you may be on to something…most likely the same thing being said at the staff meetings at AA, ACLU, and the Americans for the Myth group…
OK…I feel it coming..
Terrorist acts in Scotland and England…I’m sure we’ll get the “if only all religion were banned” comments…
If only the masses were as intelligent like we are…if only the “stupid” masses didn’t believe in their God, all would be ok in the world…
Actually the timing of the car bombs found in London seems to be very convenient as a distraction from the White House subpoenas over warrentless wire tapping and Cheney’s unconstitutional declaration that he is above the laws governing classified information which govern the executive branch of the government. These slimy sons of bitches have gone too far this time and must be stopped.
Alex:
Over the past year or so I’ve come to believe that the warrant-less wire-tapping just isn’t a sexy enough news story to arouse the attention of the American people as a whole. It’s really depressing that the White House can act in such an outrageously authoritarian way and not hear a peep out of the mainstream media.
Of course CNN can get far better ratings by having Larry King interview Paris Hilton.
AC,
A moment of sanity concerning the coverage of Ms Hilton:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=465095&in_page_id=1811
I can’t believe they let a mass murderer like god mingle with the low level offenders like Paris. Someone needs to investigate this prison. I thought that the violent offenders were not allowed near the nonviolent offenders.
Phreedm,
Prayer belongs in churches, mosques, synagogues, homes, and occasionally hot tubs. I do not agree with a Hindu prayer or any other prayer offered in Congress or in public schools, etc. My only thought is that diluting xianity is a good thing…this is why they fight so hard to keep multiculturalism out of the schools…”threatens the xian heritage”, their words, not mine. Yes, the ACLU should act on any violation of church and state separation…not to do so is blatant hypocrisy.
“I thought that the violent offenders were not allowed near the nonviolent offenders.”
But Bush (a mass murderer) can go pretty much where he wants to.
Robin C.,
This was when god was in jail for not paying child-support. (Think about it, he got a chick knocked-up and never did a damn thing for her or the baby. He’s had it coming for over 2000 years now.)
Oh, forgot about that one, evilatheistconquerer. It’s so easy to get focused on the major crimes like murder that I forget about the ones like not paying child support.
What, I guess god’s friends just didn’t come through in the end like Bush’s have to protect him.
Flipping through the channels the other night I learned that Paris Hilton is paid some $50k just for showing up everytime she hits a club. The guy passing this on said with all the publicity of her jail experience that she would undoubtedly be more popular than ever and he expected her “just for showing up” fee would soon hit $75K a pop.
If you don’t think this country is bad sick then think again.
Paris Hilton does an exclusive interview with LK. Look at who the advertisers were for that show. Don’t buy there stuff. This is meant to distract the public from the real problems of the country and the world.
I also hope I never have to see anyone interview Charles Manson again either.