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Totally Crack Pot Award: Bush Appoints Surgeon General Who Can Cure Gays and Lesbians

That’s right children. Our illustrious President has appointed James Holsinger, a member of the United Methodist Judicial Council and founder of the Hope Springs Community Church. How about that little ones. We got a doctor who can cure gayness. Read the DailyKos entry linked to in the title of this posting.Peter Nuhn

47 Responses to “Totally Crack Pot Award: Bush Appoints Surgeon General Who Can Cure Gays and Lesbians”

  1. avatar alexatheist says:

    “Which church makes the straight animlas gay?”

    Karen that would be my house. My two desexed male cats hump each other on a regular basis. Talk about the definition of futility.

  2. avatar karen says:

    Alex
    Yeah, my neutered male cat tries to hump his sister occasionally, but she hisses, growls and swats him.

    My friend’s neutered male 6 yr old cat tries regularly to hump their new-found also neutered male yr old cat. They talk loudly, but no fighting ensues.

    And right now my calico is telling me it’s time for bed.

  3. avatar Ren says:

    I used to own a male Dalmatian and we would occasionally watch another male Dalmatian for some friends when they were deployed or in the field. Anyhow, never mind that there was also a young, adult female Dalmatian vying for their affections; whenever they would get together, they would try to hump each other until they could hardly stand any longer.

    I don’t think they were “gay”, so much as they were just trying to show dominance over one another in front of the female. But what the hell do I know?

  4. avatar billh says:

    uh, my 2 female dogs used to hump each other.

  5. avatar billh says:

    “I have a deep and abiding love for my Lord, Jesus Christ,” Edwards said, but he said the United States shouldn’t be called a Christian nation.
    John Edwards

  6. avatar hominid says:

    There are only certain kinds of fish I have an interest in. Is someone proclaiming some sort of cure for that too?

  7. avatar hominid says:

    Nevermind I just downed a fish oil pill. I guess I can handle a little aftertaste so long as I still have my man scent and don’t have to have that stinky fish smell on my face.

  8. avatar Jaydave says:

    I can see the new message on the pack of cigs now. Surgeon general warns if you dont not accept jesus it may be hazardous to your soul !!!

  9. avatar podry says:

    Speaking of the O’ reilly TB scare, has anyone else here watched “V for Vendetta?” They do a great parody of an O’Reilly-esk type creature.

    Boy, typing sure is difficult with a 6 weeks old baby in your arms!

  10. avatar alexatheist says:

    V For Vendetta is one of the most important movies ever made and I have often proclaimed as much in earlier threads.

  11. avatar rainbows4dinosaurs says:

    Jacob23

    You should finish your thought though. Because if there are gay animals in nature, what happens to them? Hmm, unless they change their ways, they die out. Part of nature’s wonderful plan.

    Nothing in nature is cut and dry – there are ‘anomalies’ everywhere. It has been proven beyond any shadow of a doubt that sexuality in all animals, including humans, is infinitely more fluid, dynamic and interesting than what is required for mere procreation. There are many social uses and advantages for sex beyond making babies, and all of these uses can contribute to a species’ survival and success. Also, to your point, it is very likely that this diversity of sexuality is a byproduct of the sex drive itself, and that an incredibly strong sex drive is exactly what is needed to keep a species going. It could be argued that if the sex drive was indeed limited to monogamous, lifelong pare-bondings, which are actually quite rare, then such behavior would actually prove to be a hinderance to survival. The shotgun approach just tends to work better in the long run.

  12. avatar says:

    Comment from: sammorjr

    They took a husband from me– he got religion and decided that he didn’t want to be gay any more.

    Wow…thanks for the proof that it is possible…apparently it is a choice for this particular example…

  13. avatar says:

    r4d…

    It could be argued that if the sex drive was indeed limited to monogamous, lifelong pare-bondings, which are actually quite rare, then such behavior would actually prove to be a hinderance to survival.

    Agreed…now isn’t it amazing that humans survived…

    For example, Lynn Jorde and Henry Harpending 2 from the University of Utah have studied the patterns of mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) within the human population and have concluded that it is consistent with a dramatic reduction in population size at some point in our past, which they calculate occurred roughly 70-80,000 years ago when the human population was reduced to as few as 5 or 10,000 individuals.

    http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1420897

    Wow…as few as 5000…?

    Or more likely…as few as 8…once again, science in perfect concert with the bible…

    The point being, humans can survive and repopulate the planet with only a handful of survivors…

  14. avatar rainbows4dinosaurs says:

    Phreedm,

    Wow…as few as 5000…?

    Or more likely…as few as 8…once again, science in perfect concert with the bible…

    The point being, humans can survive and repopulate the planet with only a handful of survivors…

    ‘Wow’ indeed. How did you manage to translate ‘as few as 5000′ into ‘as few as 8′? How can anybody possibly argue that the idea of a mere eight individuals, all related, repopulating an entire planet is actually ‘more likely’ than what the evidence actually shows? And by citing this article, are you admitting that there were humans (or even a universe) 80,000 years ago? Considering all your resent cheerleading and grandstanding for Ken Ham’s ‘museum’, I find that quite surprising.

    Doesn’t all this cognitive dissonance twirling around in your brain give you headaches? Because just having to listen to it sure gives me one.

  15. avatar mxracer652 says:

    Wow, the theistic mind sees an estimation that is ~1,000 times larger than what the babble states, and declares victory.

    But now that I think about it, 6,000 year old earth * 1000 = 6 million years. It’s a bit closer to reality.

    I think I just found a rough multiplier for handling YECs.

  16. avatar podry says:

    Jeez-O-Pete Phreedy!
    Has your argument really stooped to proving the bible as literal?

    Where is Clarence Darrow when you need him!

    Also, the University of Utah…hmm, they wouldn’t be religiously biased out there in Utah, would they? I mean, shit, maybe some gold tablets fell from the sky and told them that homosexuality was curable?

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