http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55668Go ahead. Read the article. I dare you to say he’s sane and intelligent. Go ahead. I dare ya. Hmm That was Robert Wagner (right?). Let me try again.You know to tell you the truth I can’t remember if Chuck Norris’ IQ is 65 or 66. The question is, do you feel lucky. Well do ya, Punk? No… That’s ClintI’m gonna take this lie and hit you on this side of your face. Hmm… Laughlin I think.In fact, although he looks tough and cool on camera, I can’t think of anything good that Chuck Norris has ever actually said. This article hasn’t changed anything.(thx Amanda’s Boyfriend)
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his two sons are taking over the business i hope they are more focused in helping the less fortunate.with the revenue base they have they could do alot of good if they want.most of the money i believe is tied up in real estate development maybe as time goes by they could shift more to charity work.
alex maybe now that some of the RR are shown to be gay themselves that kind of name calling will die down.all those gay people have family calling their kids beasts can’t be good for business in the long run.
Falwell was an idiot. He was not a threat to me, because he was a fool leading fools. I am glad his influence will slowly fade into history. In a generation or two his movement will be seen the way we see the inquisition.
Chuck Norris is freaking crazy, no doubt about that. You have to wonder who is feeding him lines, off camera. After all the guy is not mentally able to construct a sentence on his own. Not that his writer can either.
jshanewhit chuck is crazy like a fox he will make a lot of money stirring up hate against us.
I don’t think Chuck’s in it for the money – he really believes what he’s saying. I mean, he’s not saying anything more wacky than what my father might say in a normal conversation with a fellow Southern Baptist, and I guarantee you that my father didn’t get his lines from Chuck or Jerry. It’s just the standard right-wing-evangelical preacher rhetoric.
Yeee Haaa!!
It appears Falwell is going to miss the on coming Armageddon.
I wonder if Jesus could have lifted him up to heaven at his weight?
I’ll miss Falwell like I miss a root-canal.
Chuck: Kickin’ Ass for Jeebus!
Those jeans are hilarious… you never know when you might have to round-house someone’s face while wearing a pair of jeans!
God said “Let there be light.”
And Chuck Norris said, “Oh,…OK.”
And there was light.
Comment from: HeatheNZ
Throwing bombs…? Hardly. The comments that have been posted were so predictable…
So many on this board focus on the negative side of life. What else could they do, but focus on the negative side of Falwell’s life…it wouldn’t take much effort to find stories of how he’s helped thousands of individuals…but then again…that would take forgiveness and taking the high moral road…which from my observations is rare in the atheist community…
Here’s a question…
How many of us could withstand to have any and all of our comments thrown back at us…?
We have all made comments that we regret…comments that have hurt others…
Sure Falwell was the head of several organizations…but do our words hurt any less…does it make a difference if we hurt one person or twenty…?
As it is written…take the log out of your own eye before you see the speck in your brothers eye…
If anyone has NEVER made a comment that they regret…please post it here and now…
Say, isn’t there someone from Idaho that frequents this board…?
I wonder if he know’s what his state constitution says…
http://www.idahovaluesalliance.com/docs/IdaSuprCtQResp.doc
phreedm, you make it so damn easy.
phreedm
Yes we have, but not all of us (meaning humans) charge money for our hurtful comments or include them in a televised sermon or claim them to be divinely inspired.
Good advice. Perhaps you should take it sometime.
Since someone thinks we think of the negative side of life too much here, here’s a bright little musical send-off to Jerry via youtube:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo
from the end of Life of Brian.
Falwell had a bully pulpit and millions of people, including presidents, listened to his hurtful lies and modeled there lives around them. Falwell’s words have torn families apart and caused rifts between gay people and their families. I want to take back my comment about dancing on his grave, instead I want to piss on it.
Falwell is dead! My whole blog for the past THREE years has been dedicated to Falwell quotes, Falwell paraphernalia, Falwell look-alikes, Falwell-Potential-Dates, Girls-Who Look-Like-Falwell, Falwell’s Family, Falwellian Epilogues, Falwellian Sonnets, Falwell-Ate-My-Twinkie Reviews and my annual Miss Falwell Springwear Pageant…I am sooo depressed!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q_PFLbitE8I
http://youtube.com/watch?v=96fj-ub642c
http://youtube.com/watch?v=h94KvYEbJ_o
Alexatheist,
Now that was funny! Thanks!
alex:
Maybe you missed the beginning:
“(1) IN GENERAL- At the request of State, local, or Tribal law enforcement agency, the Attorney General may provide technical, forensic, prosecutorial, or any other form of assistance in the criminal investigation or prosecution of any crime that–
(A) constitutes a crime of violence;
(B) constitutes a felony under the State, local, or Tribal laws; and
(C) is motivated by prejudice based on the actual or perceived race, color, religion, national origin, gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability of the victim, or is a violation of the State, local, or Tribal hate crime laws.”
You might note the phrasing constitutes AND clauses, not OR clauses.
How come no one told me about this? I feel left out. When does our counter offensive begin? Do I need body armor for this?
I don’t believe for a second ole Jerry every regretted the hateful things that ever came out of his mouth. Phreedum, you’re delusional.
5 million troops?
uhhh… anyone else think he’s trying to get Xtians to start blasting heathens? Another preemptive war?
Maybe I should go back to digging my freedom tunnel
?Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions?
jerry falwell
Thank you Spanders
Jack Bauer named his cat ‘Chuck Norris.’ Why? Because He’s a pussie.
When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
When Jack Bauer is looking for a good laugh, he watches Chuck Norris work out on his Total Gym.
Chuck Norris once sent Jack Bauer a Total Gym. Jack promptly returned it with the bullet-ridden corpse of a terrorist, as well as a note that had been stapled to the man’s chest. It read, “This is what I do to workout.”
Season 5 of 24 was supposed to be Jack Bauer fighting Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. This idea was abandoned when Jack defeated them and nothing else could be found to fill the other 23 hours and 59 minutes.
Chuck Norris wears a beard to hide the scar Jack Bauer gave him.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Jack Bauer in the face. Jack blinked.
If Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris got into a fight, Chuck Norris would knock himself out so that Jack wouldn’t touch him.
Thanks for the laugh, Peter!
Chuck’s action Jeans “won’t bind your legs.”
Hmn, when my mother bought my jeans she shopped for action jeans that WOULD BIND MY LEGS (together as tightly as possible)!!!
Sorry mom, they didn’t work:)
like many superstitious, right-wing,swollen-headed loudmouths chuck avoided vietnam….at least i didn’t see him there…..nor did anyone else stumble into his foxhole that i know of either….but i am sure he would love to send my daughter to fight some perceived darker-than-he-skinned enemy…just slap a flag on her ass as a target,send her somewhere, and go back to his real thumping of bibles,and fake thumping of people….FUCK chuck
imaskeptic,
Chuck Norris joined the Air Force in 1958 and was stationed in Korea. That’s where he first learned Karate.
He’s still a jackass.
It’s painful to read his link about how the founding fathers would want American voters to vote for Christian politicians. Never mind that most of them were either atheists or deists; Thomas Paine even wrote a critique about the Bible. It’s certainly not something most Americans want to remember!
Comment from: thegoodatheist
Tell a lie often enough and you’ll believe it…
Chuck Norris is not a person that should be emulated. Christians really should have more respect for themselves.
chuck does realize the soviet union is no more right?
Ironic coming from you, phreedm.
hehehe thanks for update how could anyone know that much history about chuck norris? i stand corrected
who cares if he isn’t brilliant, he is an icon. I was watching the news the other night and i saw a segment on the military and it said that telling Chuck Norris Facts was one thing that kept them entertained (the call it up-chucking). Its not necessarily the truth but it is fun to do.