http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TagemN7kkwI figured that since the theists all think Atheism is a religion, we should start a religious war a la Sunni/Shia or Catholic/Protestant.Check out this great link (thanks Mark), pick a side, and then declare war on those heathens who disagree.
Funny…but oooohhhh the audio!
My friends have a website that has videos that are satirical towards religion and jesus and there is one really funny movie, a satire on Intelligent Design, might be worth a watch. Here is the direct link to the download.
http://www.neojesus.com/movies/origins.wmv
That was inspirational!
;D
If they could clean up the sound a bit, I think I’d want that video played at my funeral.
If I was going to have a funeral, that is.
Pretty funny video. The singer (if you can call it singing?) reminds me a little bit of Jack White (The White Stripes). Sorry, Jack.
I have great respect for FSM, but gotta go with the Invisible Pink Unicorn [Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves] in this particular religious war.
My vote is for the pink unicorn too. It’s just so gay.
Well the Pink Unicorn myth is obviously a heretical concept promoted by the liberal gay agenda. I mean, ‘true’ believers know that the Invisible Unicorn is of course a pure, unadulterated, most holy RED.
on come ON you blind heretical children.
the proof for the existance of the FSM is incontrivertable. we all know that the gospel of the FSM predicts that the decline of piracy would lead the global warming. what does the data show? the decline in piracy correlates perfectly with increasing global temperatures. what more proof could you fools ask for?
clearly, the FSM is the creator of the universe. pink, purple, or whatever unicorns be damned.
global warming is good because as the sea level rises there will be more water for people.
tell me i’m not a genius.
FlyingWeasel,
Um hello? What about those pirate attacks a couple of years ago? Global warming was still happening. Plus we have tons and tons of movies and video games based on pirates. Just the publicity on pirates should have been enough to stop global warming, yet global warming is getting worse! Wake up and smell the Invisible Pink Unicorn’s magical goodness.
Yeah, but does the Unicorn have her own printed gospel? The FSM does. (Cheese be upon Him, Ramen)
Of course the FSM exists…the FSM gospels say so, therefore the FSM exists.
Until that unicorn gets somebody to write down it’s gospel that says it exists, I cannot accept it?s existence.
karen,
Well, there are more sightings of the FSM, but that’s just because he isn’t invisible.
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=flying+spaghetti+monster+sightings
We’ll never know if there are sightings of the IPU because she is invisible. How do we know that the FSM and the IPU don’t actually get along and aren’t great buddies, maybe even have casual sex? I mean, the FSM does have all those noodly appendages, and the IPU does have that horn.
DVan,
Well then does that mean you believe in Hank as well?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDp7pkEcJVQ
I will no longer eat weiners with condiments…
Hank says so.
I’m glad that you finally see the wisdom of Hank’s way.
evilAC
I don’t know how this whole conflict between these two obviously important deities got started. It’s quite possible that the two get along famously and have no quarrel at all with each other. Twas probably some third dissatisfied and jealous faction that made the whole nonsense up about them being at odds.
That said, I have to admit that the FSM does seem to have more to offer than the IPU, what with the beer volcano and the stripper factory, though I’m not sure I’d have use for the latter. And the FSM is unifying Pirates around the globe. Not to mention that he is a pleasure to commune with, especially with meat sauce and parmesan.
What has the IPU to offer, other than her incredible and utter uselessness—which, I mean, in a good way, of course.
His wisdom is irrefutable.
karen,
The IPU stomps the theists beneath her hooves. She offers a lot!
As for the FSM, what about the garlic bread??? Why does the FSM not mention garlic bread anywhere?
I really do wonder who that third party was. Maybe it was Hank, or Karl.
“Yeah, but does the Unicorn have her own printed gospel?”
Oh but there is a gospel according to the unicorn. However like the unicorn it is also invisible.
Isn’t it obvious?
IPU and FSM are the same God. They are the Bintiy- two different forms of the same Godhead. One in purpose.
There’s even room for Hank to be the Holy Spirit. Hey, we could call it a Trinity!
(Hey, Christians had to merge the Old Testament God and the human Jesus. It worked for them.)
evilAC
Thank you for enlightening me with the wisdom of Hank.
I am a different person having viewed that video.
I’m blowing kisses to Hank’s ass right now.
karen,
Just remember to not leave town until he tells you to. Otherwise you won’t get the money.
evil
Leaving town’s no problem. The hard part is doin’ without the condiments.
karen,
Just don’t eat hotdogs then. And don’t use such foul language you charlatan! Some of us haven’t been exposed to your condiment eating ways and wish to remain that way.
evil
OH. So by “wieners” they meant “hot dogs”…
Well that puts a whole new light on it, doesn’t it?
karen,
Of course it’s hotdogs. Everyone knows that it’s okay to use ketchup, mustard, relish, whipped cream, and chocolate on the other.
I’m laughing so hard sketti sauce is coming out my nose. Hey, would that kind of be like “stigmata”?
“global warming is good because as the sea level rises there will be more water for people.”
And when we all get sore throats, we’ll have plenty of saltwater to gargle with!
“global warming is good because as the sea level rises there will be more water for people. tell me im not a genius.”
Ok, your not a genius, in fact I think your retarded. More water = Less land. More water = more flooding. More heat = extreme temperatures (some may go to an uninhabitable extreme). And not to mention, the ozone depletes, which results in even hotter temperatures from direct rays from the sun.