Atheist Personals

Also on request, here’s a place to meet that nice Atheist you’ve been looking for.I can’t vouch for any of the posters. Use hotmail or Yahoo addresses and keep it to PG13 plz! Otherwise no limits.

41 Responses to “Atheist Personals”

  1.  Zac Hunter says:

    Hi-

    I’m Zac. If you read t6his blog, you probably know hwo I am. I write the all too boring overly long diatribes about…wait thats everyone,

    OK, NGB people. I am recently single (straight). Anybody out there in the bay area looking for some attention? Sandwiches? Darts? :P

    You can find me through my myspace or at letsdoasbunniesdo@yahoo.com

    Wow I feel like such a dork. Careful what you ask for I guess. lol

  2.  FairyDogMother says:

    Where was this when I was single??!?
    Oh well, I found an agnostic husband all on my own.
    And Zac- you might want to tell your general area- E coast, W coast, Canada, an armpit area of the US, wherever ;)

  3.  alexatheist says:

    Zac,
    A straight boy in the Bay Area?

    I’ll ask again if there are any godless sodomites near the Triangle area of NC…I’m a 34 yr old blonde hair/green eye 6′1″ tall one legged cute guy searching for my godless prince…or sex would be ok too.

  4.  Zac Hunter says:

    Sorry Alex.
    Yes, San Francisco Bay Area

  5.  reluctantatheist says:

    alex:

    A straight boy in the Bay Area?

    Another 1 here.

  6.  Zac Hunter says:

    hey KA, maybe we should get a Platonic beer sometime. I could be your wingman.

  7.  hominid says:

    I may at times be crude and go pretty far back but have become very domesticated and docile over the years. I do lean toward being a jokester but feel some regular good hearty laughs are needed and especially these days. (Its true that my sense of humor is slightly warped) I always have liked (and have related to) Mr. French (a gentleman’s gentleman) on A Family Affair. Oh, yes, I also like kids, pets, and prefer lighter side of life believe it or not.

  8.  reluctantatheist says:

    Zac:

    hey KA, maybe we should get a Platonic beer sometime.

    Or a Socratic 1. Hehehehe. Sure, if you can bear to be around an old fart like meself.

  9.  pixel says:

    Is it okay if I advertise for a friend? I’d love to find a female atheist friend in the Space Coast area of Florida.

    I’m a middle-class, middle-aged woman – married with a 15 yr. old son. I’m getting ready to go back to work as a teacher this fall. I do have a couple of very nice friends, but it would be great to have a friend who shared my godlessness!

  10.  what says:

    Hi! My name is Phreedum

    My friends say I’m stupid but I like to think of myself as dense. OK I lied … I dont’ have any friends. I am 3×3 sq ft and yellow. I’m am looking for something, anything, to mate with although I prefer barnyard animals.

    Turn ons: Killing baby seals and screaming “Fornicators!” anywhere and anytime.

    Turn offs: Facts and rational thinking

  11.  what says:

    Hey off topic but …

    Chuck Hagel has just alerted the media to a big announcement that he has planned for next week. Now of course he could be throwing his hat into the 2008 race or he could be the atheist politician that is to come out next. Or both!

    He has been the only member of the GOP to be consistently anti BushCo on just about everything accept fiscal conservatism. Of course BushCo was not fiscally conservative so I guess he’s actually totally anti BushCo.

  12.  phreedm says:

    Comment from: What [Member]

    My friends say I’m stupid….He has been the only member of the GOP to be consistently anti BushCo on just about everything “accept”(?) fiscal conservatism.

    Your friends are right…

  13.  reason says:

    hagel is a good guy.
    what- i think phreedm just made a pass at you.

  14.  what says:

    reason

    If Hagel, given his anti-BushCo record, were to switch parties there would be next to nobody that could effectively challenge him in 2008. There have long been rumors that he might jump ship. Since McCain fell off the Straight Talk Express long ago Hagel would be the perfect person to fill that niche.

  15.  what says:

    “what- i think phreedm just made a pass at you.”

    eeeeew! icky

  16.  reason says:

    ann coulter needs a man one of you unattached guys needs to step up to the plate.this is your chance to serve your country,ignore the adams apple.

  17.  CascadiaEventHorizon says:

    reason:

    About Ann Coulter……I don’t think sex with a eunuch is possible.

    She also has no anus. That explains the crap that comes out of her mouth.

  18.  what says:

    Coulter had every orifice sewn shut except her pie hole. She’s gonna blow! (just not that kind of blow).

  19.  alexatheist says:

    Wouldn’t it be great if Chuck Hagel announces that he is an atheist? He’s from the “Heartland” and not New England or the Left Coast.

    So any gay atheists in or around NC? You won’t be dissapointed I promise you that.

  20.  hominid says:

    CascadiaEventHorizon, What: “About Ann Coulter”..All I can figure is at some point that girl was really stung to result with such a bee-itch.

  21.  hominid says:

    Goodness and sorry! My mistake! But can any mention of Ann Coulter on a thread stimulate coversation that could be PG 13?

  22.  bigjacbigjacbigjac says:

    I bring you something off topic, and put it in the context of peersonal ads. I want to advertise for a woman, but not a woman I know nothing about. I want a woman I have known about for years, a woman who has revealed her greatest joys and darkest misgivings to me. And the rest of the world. Through her website. I am talking about Asia Carrera. She is an atheist. She is a former porn star. She is the mother of two. She is a widow. I want a date with her. Go to her website, and read her journal. Scroll down to the bottom, and work your way up. Her husband died when she was pregnant with child number two. She is inspiring, and beautiful in more ways than one.

  23.  bigjacbigjacbigjac says:

    Correction, go to her website, and read her bulletins, not her journal. Scroll down to the bottom, and work your way up. asiacarrera.com

  24.  Aloutsis says:

    Hello everyone,
    i just made a new atheist web site come and check it out…
    http://www.greatatheist.com

  25.  Bones says:

    alexatheist

    I’ll ask again if there are any godless sodomites near the Triangle area of NC…I’m a 34 yr old blonde hair/green eye 6′1″ tall one legged cute guy searching for my godless prince…or sex would be ok too.

    I’m not ready to go out into that world just yet, but can I just say

    “DAMN. All the good ones are gay!”

  26.  SunMostHigh says:

    AlexAtheist

    New here – not sure how to email your ad. Send me an email, I’ll send you my pics. I’m in Bozeman, MT, but I like cute guys – and one leg is fine – ha. Come see me in Bozeman; it’s beautiful out here! I moved here last June from Pensacola, FL. Before that I spent 9 years in Columbus, GA. Love it out here in cowboy country! I’m a gay atheist – black sheep in the family – my dad is a preacher, but we get along.
    Steve, SunMostHigh@aol.com

  27.  wisconsinatheist says:

    Too many off-topic posts to make this a use. WE NEED A FORUM!

  28.  gently says:

    Believe it or not but I’ve never done this before but here goes! I live in Houston, Tx. and am 61 years old. I’m 6′2″ and weight about 230 but am working hard to get it off. Too mnay years of sitting on my duff flying airplanes tends to do that to one. Thats my excuse and I’m sticking to it! I’m a straight male looking for a woman. If you are interested at all send me an email and I can send you a picture, and I promise I will have my clothes on! I also cook, clean and leave the toilet seat down. I was well trained!

    gentlyintense@aol.com

    Norm

  29.  lacy says:

    pixel:

    I can be your San Antonio friend. If you ever travel this direction, let me know.

    :-)

  30.  kestrien says:

    Either of you bay area boys care to take the trip to Sacramento?

    Look me up:

    http://www.myspace.com/kestrien

  31.  lacy says:

    wisconsinatheist:

    The Atheist Huddle forum could be good if more people joined. There is another one at aintnogod.com, which is already an established forum with a lot of people.

  32. Larry Reynolds rainbows4dinosaurs says:

    any sexy swingers out there?

    jus kiddn’

  33.  reluctantatheist says:

    kestrien:

    Either of you bay area boys care to take the trip to Sacramento?

    Why, sure.
    I’m almost twice your age, however.

  34.  lacy says:

    Comment from: rainbows4dinosaurs

    any sexy swingers out there?
    jus kiddn’

    No you aren’t. :-)

  35.  alexatheist says:

    SunMostHigh,
    Can we act out my Brokeback Mountain fantasies if I come out to Montana? I get to yell “I wish I could quit you!” :-) Seriously I love to ride horses and play cowboy but I’m looking for a local guy.

  36.  sunbeamatheist says:

    This is a great idea to have a personals site on the Atheist blog.

    We are only here one time, might as well make the best of what life has to offer.

    SunbeamAtheist

  37.  hominid says:

    Since Ann Coulter needs help maybie we could fix her up with M Manson or Alice Cooper if they get into strange that is.

  38.  Blueflame says:

    23 straight single white male

    graduate student in FL.

    :-)

  39.  pixel says:

    Lacy,
    Thanks! We can at least be electronic friends! And we’re both in the south.

    You can email me at
    5554-pixel@usa.net

  40.  torgospizza says:

    If there are any atheist / agnostic / nontheist guys and gals in the San Diego area, let me know. I’m new in town, just moved here from upstate NY, and I’d like to meet people for friendship, chat, short walks on the beach, etc. It helps if you like the simpsons and heavy metal, but that’s not a requirement :)

  41.  Heretic says:

    Hey, the weather is getting nice again so if there are any heathen women in the Eugene, OR area looking for a 36 year old heathen male to hang out or hike the butte let me know.