I’m not a history major, nor a constitutional scholar. However, I’m guessing there might have been a reason that this virginia document wasn’t adopted as the UNITED STATES constitution?

I’ve just discovered (my father just came down and told me) that I am Jesusita, the immaculately concepted daughter of the not-so-virgin Barbara and the Lord our God. Daddy wants me to spread the word, and let you know if you don’t repent for your sins and come to the fold of the LORD, you will burn in the fires of Earth forever. He also passed along these little tidbits:

1. he made gay people gay, and he’s ok with it. lay off them

2. he has a special place reserved for the likes of Robertson, Dobson, and those others who have used him only to enrich themselves

3. he wants everyone to stop reading the bible. he says its been translated so much that there is virtually nothing in there of his anymore. I will soon be coming out with the new “WORD”, called the BauBle. It’ll be available on amazon.com and JesusitaLovesYou.com at the super low price of $24.95 plus shipping

So, how do I get the word out that JESUSITA is alive and well, and willing to help the children of the earth?

However, Christianity was not the top motive for the expedition, said Tom Davidson, chief curator for the Jamestown-Yorktown Foundation in Williamsburg.

“Their primary motive always was to make a profit,” and the colony spent little energy trying to convert American Indians to Christianity, Davidson said.

When the settlers raised the cross at Cape Henry, “that was as much a political act – essentially, a claiming of the land for King James rather than a claiming of the land for the church,” he said.

Isn’t that what it’s all about anyway? Religion takes in billions of tax free dollars each year & they always need more money. god is all powerful, all perfect, all knowing and all wise, but he just can’t handle money (stolen from Carlin).

Nice…that sounds like something I would do!