By request!Let’s have some fun with this one! Email addresses ONLY, and please use your common sense. Remember, I do weddings!
By request!Let’s have some fun with this one! Email addresses ONLY, and please use your common sense. Remember, I do weddings!
fthechurch, I understand loving your job, but looking for a new one in the personals section is a bit odd…
flanonblvr:
I?d like to inquire, RE:
I believe you and I have the potential for some very enlightening conversations?
Well, according to all the available literature, you lived during the mid Devonian?approximately 375 million years old.
But here?s where we?ll have some compatibility issues. The reason being is because you were discovered in Devonian strata?the geologic period which began approximate 395 million years ago and lasted 50 million years?dates which could not have been determined via the Carbon-14 method. As any neophyte paleontologists knows, Carbon-14 is only useful for determining ages up to approximately 60,000 years?not 375 million. So, if we are to engage in a meaningful discussion, I suggest you first brush-up on your knowledge of radiometric dating.
And here?s another potential compatibility issue we may have. Again, according to the latest literature about you, it has yet to be determined with any degree of certainty that you do indeed possess lungs. According to Malcolm Ritter?s article on myway.com, ?It [you] probably had lungs as well as gills,? hmmm, seems highly speculative to me. Oh, and one more thing Ritter points out: ?The researchers have not yet dug up any remains from the hind end of the creature’s body, so they don’t know exactly what the hind fins and tail might have looked like.? Wow, so they?re making some pretty serious assumptions about your entire morphology ergo capabilities, aren?t they? Sounds to me like we really don?t know as much about you as all the hoopla suggests. Perhaps a lot more evidence is needed before such claims about your pedigree and abilities can be substantiated.
But, nonetheless, you sound like an interesting fellow and I think some enlightened discussions could do us both some good.
college student looking for someone within walking distance of the University of Arkansas
Is this a post for the Atheist lovelorn,? if so I will add to my post.
Capital equipment sales person use to long sales cycle looking for new employment. I have been working with euorean companies (principals) and need something new. Contact me packrna@usa.net. Thanks!
Hi everyone. I’m a Tiktaalik roseae who wishes to find a radical christian individual or family with which to have a meaningful dialogue about evolution.
in order to be considered for this honor, you must first guess my age correctly (the nearest 10 million years would suffice) and acknowledge the validity of the carbon dating process.
only then can we meet for the first time so that you may observe how my fins are becoming more like your present arms and legs and how i can breathe both in and out of water (which you can’t even do by the way so maybe i’m better than you).
Then i would like to discuss this great book that you found from a couple thousand years ago that may suggest that i never existed because this planet of ours is only 6000 or so years old.
anyway, i am excited for the prospect and it should all be glorious fun if i can find the right party with which to form this special relationship.
btw, i reserve the right to bite a piece out of your ass with my powerful jaws if you get fresh with me or insist that i was created by a supreme being of some kind.
i mean, why would a supreme being need to create a transitional creature?
but alas, let’s save the discussion until i pick the lucky one of you to share experiences with.
since i don’t have internet service at the north polar region, please contact me by belting out the words “my ancestors were not fish” in the form of a good primal scream on the north shores of Ellesmere Island, Canada.
sincerely,
Tiki Rose
Octagenarian evangelical looking for new investors. Can offer a direct line to God – first hit is free.
pat.robertson@godzone.com
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/09/AR2006040901063.html
33 year old gay white male atheist seeking freethinking gay white males between 28-40 years old. Sense of humor and political incorrectness a must. Some assembly required.
Alex.
Are we allowed to pimp anything other than ourselves?
Atheists who are readers of SF and fantasy might enjoy my site. Especially my takedown of Jack McDevitt’s Omega, which prompted an impassioned response from him.
Here’s something that is almost as good as a personal ad. I found reference to this on that good old gold mine Panda’s Thumb in case you guys don’t read it. It refers to good ole Doctor Dino apparently he hasn’t been paying his taxes and so his Dino Adventure Land is being shut down. All the relevent links etc can be found from the PT blog entry.
http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/2006/04/dino_adventure.html#more
I will sleep well tonight knowing that some meaningless props have been taken away from another “snake oil” salesman. The story could only get better if they persist to deny the courts ruling and their beloved DAL is raised to the ground.
Hey Dave,
I’m getting married in June 2007, are you authorized to officiate weddings in PA??
It’ll be open bar….
Soul Searching
If you are attracted to Power,
I’ve enough to compel all to cower,
And you want a good time,
Without spending a dime,
Send email to god@BellTower
Hi MX,
Having gotten married in PA, I think I’m legal. Anyone can marry anyone in PA with the appropriate number of witnesses (I think). We will have to verify.
MW, Do you know my wife?
Dave,
Just checked, 2 witnesses needed to sign said license, and that’s it. I thought there were more hoops to jump through, but I should’ve looked into that first!
David “Anyone can marry anyone in PA with the appropriate number of witnesses (I think). We will have to verify”
If you are an illeagle alien or an inmate you can marry but if you are a legal and law abiding citizen who wants to marry someone of the same gender it is illeagle! Only MA has marriage equality in the USA. This bigotry is based on a religious argument only and has no compelling secular reason to exist.
Alex.
http://local.lancasteronline.com/4/21371
Sorry Alex. I will be voting against, should it pass. You know it’s bad when your state models itself after Texass and Ohio.
I don’t know exactly what David means by a personal ad. I don’t need a date, but would love to find an atheist friend who lives in the Space Coast area of Florida.
I’m a 45 year old stay-at-home mom and would love to have a (female) friend who has a brain larger than a thimble and who isn’t carrying a cross around her neck!
I felt like stalking someone I saw driving next to me the other day. She had a “science fish” emblem on her hybrid car and bumper stickers that read, “Treehugger,” “It ain’t over til your brother counts the votes,” and (my favorite) “Eve was framed.”
If this is you, or if this COULD be you – write to me here first, and I’ll give you my e-mail address.
jjc wrote:
actually , i was only referring to carbon dating in general because my christian relatives always refuse to accept carbon dating to lend credence to the earth being older than 2000 to 6000 years old. However, i concede that i was aware of the true time limitation of carbon dating due to carbon-14 decay anyway.
well, since we are speculating, why not go for the gusto? beliefs aside, a combination lung/gill creature is sexy science and since it may not be possible to prove either way, i like the combo platter.
as far as my hind end goes, let’s wait to see what i look like before we start the full dialogue. i may be a pre-historic mermaid. now that would be really sexy, a mermaid that can breathe in the water or in air with the face of a croc. i’ll take daryl hannah, thank you.
btw, i haven’t heard the primal scream yet.
looking for other atheist in the omaha metro area (any lurkers out there)to just hang with maybe try and establish an atheist group
yet another blog http://www.OmahaAtheist.blogspot.com
seeking other atheists in Alabama. not for love just for friendship and protests. please, no pricks or people who just want to sit around and talk about how smart they are while they get stoned and continue to live in their mom’s basement. all ages, cuz i know how much it sucks to be in middle/high school and be bullied by the christian fucks. above all else, ABSOLUTELY NO RACIST PIGS!
Double-barreled purpose here:
1) hoping to find other atheists in the Portland (OR) metro area who would be interested in forming an atheist group which could affiliate with American Atheists [a local atheist group here in town renamed themselves "United States Atheists" and wants nothing to do with AA]
2) personal ad part: 43 y/o GWM libertarian seeking same (W part not important) somewhere close to the PDX metro area.
I’ve been in Vanuatu. Great Kava, lousy internet!
The wonder/spectacle/disaster
that is HairlessMonkeyDK
(Secret identity:
Michael S?ndberg Olsen)
is an atheist hailing from the tiny windy land of Denmark.
Know for its baked goods,
Hans Christian Andersen,
the Little Mermaid, and firebombed embassies, Denmark is a great place to visit.
We have a somewhat cute royal family…
Hell, they’ve sure as crapulence
got better DNA than the English royals.
In fact, we’re the oldest surving “monarchy” in the world,
and our flag is the oldest as well.
But we’re a monarchy in name only,
so don’t fret.
It’s a modern democratic country,
where, and I kid you f’in not,
a Danish equivalent of the Patriot act was widely discretited by members of the right-wing party in power which put it forth.
So join me here and we’ll kill the one’s who eat us
and eat the ones we kill.
Deal?
GoS! Hey, long time no viddy, droog! (shamelessly copped from ‘A Clockwork Orange’)
Where you been, man?
…Ohh GunOfSod@Gmail.com
Or
FoamMan@SpankMeSideways.org
Hello, Intersted in Rationalist Humanism and/or foam rubber?
Live in or Near Wellington New Zealand?
Great, lets celebrate the upcoming pagan fertility festival, by getting hideously drunk and falling over.
Woof.
Trying to enter an ad here but it won’t allow my e-mail address (says my domain host is disallowed) Anyone know how to correct this?
arvadaatheist add a hyphen and tell people to cut and paste and remove the hyphen before mailing see if that works
for example udonman@g-mail.com
just remove the hypen in g-mail first before you send
If anyone knows of any active Atheist groups in Georgia, please let me know. I would love to join.
Dagny3
I think that would be you, Peach and I. The rest of GA is xian. Oh, btw I see that Jerry Falwell is speaking at a church close to me in two weeks. I’m thinking of going to listen
32 year old GWM in Arvada Colorado – looking for conversation with like minded individuals in my local area (Most of the freethinking groups in the area are way to far away for me to go to, or are in PRB (people’s republic of Boulder), which I could not be paid to visit).
Arvadaatheist@com-cast.net
(remove the hyphen)
Just an FYI:
Swim bladders in many extant fishes SOMETIMES function for respiration …
Swim bladders perform several functions, including hydrostasis, sound production and reception, and sometimes, even respiration.
A general manner in which a complex organ evolves is that it starts off serving some other, useful, simpler function (such as hydrostasis), then slowly becomes capable of performing a second, more complex function (such as respiration), even if that function is not alone capable of permitting survival (as in a fish lung that merely supplements the intake of oxygen above what the gills alone can accomplish). Differences in the environment in which different individuals live can cause one of the two functions to become more important, so the more-recent function can begin being improved in some organisms at the expense of the other function: the organ becomes adapted to that environment, and specialized for the new function. Eventually, if the environment changes enough (as in the transition from water onto land), the redundant functionality provided by the other, formerly required system (such as the gills of fishes) can be lost while the new specialized organ carries out the formerly shared function by itself.
Supporting this general model for the evolution of lungs is the fact that if we look at vertebrates as a whole we see a general increase in complexity of lungs as we move from fish to amphibians, from amphibians to reptiles, and from reptiles to mammals.
Not really. The artists? renditions I have seen have had the rear portions left unspecified (not drawn, for example), or have had some structure (like a plant or rock) in front of them so they can?t be seen.
More importantly, the most important region is the head area, then the upper and middle trunk regions, all of which we have. These regions alone are able to convincingly show the intermediate nature of this newly discovered species.
I?m searching for a personal god, preferably of the muscular, Greek sort, though all interested parties may apply. Smiting, pointless edicts, and contradictory ?holy book? passages are definite turn-offs. I?d also prefer that you not have issues with my using your name in vain, especially in bed (what else are we supposed to yell?).
Me: smart, cute, and somewhat jaded. I must say that after searching for years, I?ve found as little evidence of your existence as that of the elusive ?perfect man?. People have tried to tell me that perhaps I?m just looking for you in the wrong places (apparently, gods don?t frequent bars, nightclubs, or street corners), but this becoming a bit ridiculous. Relationships are a two way street. No offense, but I feel like I?m doing all of the work here, so if you?re really interested, you?ve got to be willing to at least show up.
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