Dave’s Opinion:Just a little blog entry to celebrate the slap in the face for that old professional liar Pat Robertson. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bigoted hate mongor. Not that I’m opinionated…Oh, and just in case you were wondering how old Patty is doing, check this one out too!
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darrow:
you have now tainted my love of the rocky raccoon forever…
i may never recooperate.
but, it was damn sure funny!
let’s call robertson and tell him that phreedm is carrying the mark of the beast…maybe they can have it out. my money is on robertson, because he has god on his side.
phreedm is just a troll who got lost on his way home from mordor.
Darrow:
Very, very nice.
Mark of the beast. Wow, don’t that take me back.
The mark is anything, from the numeric addition of roman numerals on the pope’s hat to the Social security card, to the EU identity card, to the Muni bus pass.
When it was obviously Nero(n) all along.
Them zany xtians. Prayer sure seems to discombobulate most of ‘em.
Now that has me rolling!
One thing that scares me about legislation these days is that them zany xtians have got a lot of buying power. It seems that our mere reasoning is not enough to combat stupidity and destructive outcomes that religion causes.
I mean, we can hand Phreedm a perfectly logical explanation to any of his dim-witted statements, but he’ll never acknowledge any of them. It’s like he has some ‘reason filter’ pre-installed in his brain. Blog after blog, it’s like this. I love having people like Phreedm to verify my observations.
As a matter of fact, is he for real? Could he be Dave’s pseudo personality? Nah, writing style’s too different.
3E8:
thanks for the nod…good call on phree…in the past, he was clearly wrong in an agrument with me, called me all kinds of names, and never apologized even though all of the members of this blog told him he should…
he is just a weak a lonely troll looking for ways to please his master (that would be sauron or melkor…depending on how deep your knowledge of lor is…)
podry:
You mean Melchior? Sauron was a fallen Mayar. Melchior became Morgoth, fallen Valar.
Now LHF…SHE was Ungoliath. Brrhh!
Elbereth a Gilthoniel!
Let’s just agree to refer to him as Nancy from here on. I doubt that s/he could stand being a nancy-boy.
Of course, we could all donate $0.01 to Pat Robertson in Phreedummy’s name. A check, a $0.39 stamp and Nancy-boy’s real address and he’ll never get a free moment from the prayer calls. Meanwhile, just having a cancelled check for $0.01 from the 700 club would be a hoot.
Fellow LotR nerds! Huzzah!
Elbereth a Gilthoniel!
jimmerone:
When Osama Bin Laden was killed by the U.S. Military, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!”
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.”
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”
The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said”?
Of course the whole heaven thing is a joke, except my wife that is. She truely is heaven, usually.
Or maybe “Oh Dragonbreth! Gilthorpial!” from BOTR.
ahhh, my chosen ones! a nod to you all…my precious.
State bill proposes Christianity be Missouri?s official religion
http://www.kmov.com/localnews/vitindex.html
jimmerone
Just remember, 72 virgins, includes 72 weddings, 72 receptions, 72 bills for credit cards, phones, nail salons and such, 72 times a month for PMS and 72 mothers-in-law.
Sounds more like hell to me…..
Billh
I copied that it is wonderful.
Tomwright
exactly
I also heard that when they get to 72 virgin heaven they realize that it is heaven for the 72 virgins NOT the other way around.Again that = hell to me. Glad it isn’t real. Not to mention the operative words Virgin Eternity.
State bill proposes Christianity be Missouri?s official religion
12:28 AM CST on Friday, March 3, 2006
By John Mills, News 4
Missouri legislators in Jefferson City considered a bill that would name Christianity the state’s official “majority” religion.
House Concurrent Resolution 13 has is pending in the state legislature.
Many Missouri residents had not heard about the bill until Thursday.
Karen Aroesty of the Anti-defamation league, along with other watch-groups, began a letter writing and email campaign to stop the resolution.
The resolution would recognize “a Christian god,” and it would not protect minority religions, but “protect the majority’s right to express their religious beliefs.
The resolution also recognizes that, “a greater power exists,” and only Christianity receives what the resolution calls, “justified recognition.”
State representative David Sater of Cassville in southwestern Missouri, sponsored the resolution, but he has refused to talk about it on camera or over the phone.
KMOV also contacted Gov. Matt Blunt’s office to see where he stands on the resolution, but he has yet to respond.
I posted the above article, because it’s a pretty huge deal affecting America, and American Atheists within it.
Slimmins
They say that it’s “ONLY” a resolution that does not have the weight of law behind it. Sounds like just another ploy to divide people and cause more problems. Proof also that the xians are sick and mentally unable to lead effectively and should be summarily repudiated and asked to step down from their elected positions.
I am ONLY referring to the elected officials who vote in favor of this and the ones who sponsored it. I do NOT mean all xians.
Also take a few minutes and read through this
http://www.rawa.us/sep11-02.htm
It’s about fundamentalism in Afganastan. I think it could happen to some extent in the US but probably NOT. Not until you add the resolution to make Xianity THE official religion. Sad is how it makes me feel.
Missouri, One more state to avoid.
actually what is sad is that fundamentalism can happen in the US. dont underestimate these fundy bastards. you igve the the oportunity they will do it. dont let the greedy hand of the church grap the neck of our government and defile the blood(people) of this country!!!
Phreedm has a purpose on this blog — he reminds us all why and who we fight. He shows us that our adversaries have little with which to fight, so they change the subject.
FYI, our annual report is available from the home office, as is the law for nonreligious non-profit organizations. You will find that Ms. Johnson makes very little, and I earn nothing (same with all our State directors). We do it for love, not for the Billions.
Screw 72 virgins Ill take 72 experienced women over some girl who doesnt know how to please a man !!!! that just shows you MANS influance in writing that book too ( Koran). because only a man would be so shallow as to think a reward is 72 girls who didnt touch any other man at all but him !!!! I mean only men think that way , all my women only had me and no one else !!! hahahaha !
72 virgins in heaven? I can go find me 72 down here any day. Promising a guy sex after death is one of the lowest things I can think of.
All I can think is that I can barely deal with dissapointing my wife… I don’t think I could deal with dissapointing more than one woman at a time.