VP Celebrates Darwin Day by shooting Republican

According to Cheyney, if Darwin was so right, then the hunters would be faster runners by now, and his victim would have escaped.Yes, Hunters are growing more evasive, and the VP admitted he had to “chase this one down with a helicopter”, but still, this is “micro-evolution” and doesn’t prove God didn’t want us to invade Iraq.The shooting victim was rushed to a hospital, healed, arrested for anti-American behavior (living after being shot by the VP), and shipped to Cuba for torture, trial, conviction, and execution.Happy Darwin Day.

58 Responses to “VP Celebrates Darwin Day by shooting Republican”

  1.  jcc says:

    Remember the old days when this would have been fodder for Dan Quayle jokes?

    What about the even older days??here?s a bumper sticker I?d love to see:

    I?D RATHER GO HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY THAN DRIVING WITH TED KENNEDY

  2.  Susan says:

    Someone sent me this funny:

    It’s a good thing Cheney wasn’t shot or Bush would be running the country. hehe

  3.  karen says:

    jcc
    Good to see you polishing your funny bone!
    How ’bout we have Kennedy drive Cheney to the hunting ranch? If they make it, Cheney gets to shoot first. :)

  4. says:

    Trust me: 30 yards with a 28 Gauge and #7 shot and you have the perfect range and shot pattern for Quail. Remember, the shot penetrated a man’s hunting clothing and his head, neck and chest. That’s substantial power and the type of choke means very little given the outcome: we now have a 78 yr old man with a hemothorax and a cardiac infarct because the VP SHOT HIM.

    I don’t think that this guy is going to live much longer.

    I also think that FOX will report that he died of “natural causes.”

  5.  reluctantatheist says:

    SNTC:

    And who in their right mind would go anywhere near an armed Dick?

    My gentlemanly upbringing is BARELY restraining me from making an unseemly quip!

  6.  reluctantatheist says:

    Darrow:
    I stand corrected. Thanks.

  7.  The Noodly Apendage says:

    New pro-gun slogan:

    “Guns don’t shoot people. Dick Cheney shoots people.”

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