americanatheists

According to Cheyney, if Darwin was so right, then the hunters would be faster runners by now, and his victim would have escaped.Yes, Hunters are growing more evasive, and the VP admitted he had to “chase this one down with a helicopter”, but still, this is “micro-evolution” and doesn’t prove God didn’t want us to invade Iraq.The shooting victim was rushed to a hospital, healed, arrested for anti-American behavior (living after being shot by the VP), and shipped to Cuba for torture, trial, conviction, and execution.Happy Darwin Day.

Here’s a clever idea from a clever student.Hemant Mehta sold his time on Ebay — $10/hour to go to church. Check out this linkhttp://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5660982226From Mr. Metha:

When the bidding went over my highest expectations of $10, I decided to donate the money raised to the Secular Student Alliance. The bidding ended at $504. The winner was Jim Henderson of a Christian group called www.off-the-map.org. His website has written a lot of material on the auction (I am now posting there myself at http://www.off-the-map.org/atheist/)… they basically spent their entire year’s marketing budget on buying me. He says he is not interested in converting me; rather, he wants me to go to a variety of churches and fill out surveys on how I perceive them– does their choir draw me in? How are the rituals? Etc.