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Resolve this!

Ahh. New Years. What better to follow a three-day Solstice hangover than a night of hard-core partying!I’m not a resolution guy. I think if you have a self-improvement that you need to accomplish, that you should just start right away, without waiting for a special day to kick it off.That said, the end of the year is a good time for self reflection, perhaps to decide on what exactly needs improving. So here are my resolutions, which start today.1) I’m going to spell check these damn posts2) I’m going to read the Book of Thomas3) I’m going to have an active role in the 06 elections 4) More fiber5) More features on this blog!Note number 3 — a more active role in the elections. Can you resolve to do the same? Can you promise 15 hours of volunteer work with your favorite candidate? What do you wish to accomplish this year?

58 Responses to “Resolve this!”

  1.  say_no_to_christ says:

    sword said:
    “As for phreedm, to quote an arab poet:” “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his crotch, and may his arms become to short to scratch.”

    That is too funny! I am going to use it next time some fundie tries to debate me and wont let me talk. lol

  2.  spanders says:

    Darrow, well said. Well said.

  3.  sword_strike says:

    sntc, feel free to use it!

    I’m pretty sure it’s a real arab saying, but I can’t remember where I heard it.

  4.  pixel says:

    Hi Everyone!
    Just trying to catch up after being out of town and busy.

    My resolutions are:
    1. Stay on my budget – DH and I went over the finances and YIKES!! Are we ever spending a lot! The up-side of that is that I should be able to spend more time on this blog – I won’t be able to afford any other entertainment!
    2. Paint my house.
    3. Keep losing weight – I’ve lost about 1/3 of what I want to loose.
    4. Get my act together politically and figure out what I want to do, as far as party affiliation, etc.
    5. Be Happy!

  5.  reluctantatheist says:

    SNTC, swordstrike:
    Hey, I got’s an idear!
    When phreddy returns, let’s all swear at him in Arabic.
    He’ll probably think the jihadists have taken over (heheheheHEHE!)
    I got a few irish curses, laid up against a rainy day….

  6.  Dagny says:

    RobW, your college has an Atheists Club? I’m insanely jealous :-)

    My resolution is simple: to finish up at tech school, graduate, and finally leave my sucky job for a much better one.

    I often wear my “Atheists are beyond belief!” shirt. My favorite place to wear it is in Wal-Mart, on Sunday, at about 12:30 or 1:00, right after church lets out ;-) Actually, even a few Christians haven’t been able to resist a chuckle at the pun, and have admitted they find the play on words funny. I even met another Atheist as a result of wearing it. The worst negative reaction so far has been merely a very shocked expression. If you have an Atheism shirt, wear it.

    I thought the original phrase was German, and was “May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest in your groin.”?

  7.  lacy says:

    I can teach you a few German phrases if you wish. :-)

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