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Disappointing W

“We as a nation pray with you” “God is not dead”Hey Mr. pres, I got 50 million Americans that disagree with that. Butthead.

19 Responses to “Disappointing W”

  1.  Adviser Moppet says:

    “We as a nation pray with you”

    Again, PRAYER DOSEN’T WORK, it’s just the same as wishing.

    “God is not dead”

    You’re right, it’s impossible for something non-existant to be dead.

  2.  Mio says:

    Can you believe he pushed Family Guy back half an hour for that crap? My poor TiVo….

  3.  mxracer652 says:

    I wasn’t going to say anything, but since there’s a thread, did it seem to anyone else like he was begging? And much to Phred & Tim’s dismay, he said happy holidays. I wonder if O’Reilly is going to cry about that?

  4.  tomwright says:

    To think this sumbytch had a higher GPA at Yale than Kerry did.

    We should start drafting our officials at random from the general population. We would get a better class of human.

  5.  say_no_to_christ says:

    mxracer

    I agree, the butthead did seem like he was begging. What really got me was how he admitted that a lot of lives have been lost because of his mistakes, carelessly. Like it is no big deal that people have died! It’s like he thinks military personal and Iraqies just dont count as important people who have families! Bush is a piece of shit!

  6.  say_no_to_christ says:

    Hey Dave

    Can you pretty please make a thread about Jesus being fact or fiction??

    Pretty please????

    Amy

  7.  CassandraCox says:

    Damn. I wish I had seen it. Anyone know of where I can see or hear it online??

  8. David Silverman dsilverman says:

    Amy, Perfect timing

  9.  suttsteve says:

    I just switched channels and watched part of a documentary about the sitcom Home Improvement, until Family Guy came on. I avoid his little speeches, because every time I hear his voice, I lose a little more gray matter.

  10.  mxracer652 says:

    SNTC,
    I agree, his “speech” was much like that of a child begging forgiveness for being bad. Except his mistake wasn’t sneaking cookies before dinner….
    Sorry Cassandra,
    don’t know, but you didn’t miss much besides wasting 15 minutes of your life watching a boob.

  11.  karen says:

    Anybody see the Simpsons baby jesus story last night? Mary (Marge) asks Joseph (Homer) to please do something with the baby, and Homer complains cos he’s watching the “Orange Bowl”. He’s sitting there looking at a wooden bowl with oranges in it!! LOL Then he gives Baby jesus a wooden binky and goes into a three stooges stint with a wise man! HA! That’s all I saw, I was just passing by in the middle of doing something else, but TOO funny!

  12.  scarcrest says:

    Ah, yes, the village idiot. I’ve almost gotten numbed to the Dominionist rhetoric that he stammers and spews.

  13.  sword_strike says:

    Karen, that episode of the Simpsons last night was hillarious!

    When a wise man made a crack at Jesus/Bart, another said: “Don’t! He’ll kill us all!”

  14.  Lya Kahlo says:

    “A HEAVENLY HYPOTHESIS”

    That was a joke, right?

  15.  sword_strike says:

    Lya Kahlo, it’s not a joke, just a troll. He posted this on several threads. Just ignore him.

  16.  Intercaust says:

    God must be real. He saved “Dubya” from cocaine and alcohol. He also smited the godless city of New Orleans.

  17.  udonmaninia says:

    yoyoyo

  18.  udonman says:

    It’d be nice to be able to add html links to comments. >

  19.  udonman says:

    It’d be nice to be able to add html links to comments.