Watch our friends the Finleys (The Infidel Guy) on Wife Swap tonight on ABC at 8pm! Hopefully, they won’t edit the show to make them look bad.
Watch our friends the Finleys (The Infidel Guy) on Wife Swap tonight on ABC at 8pm! Hopefully, they won’t edit the show to make them look bad.
As he tunes back in to Fox news…
By the way, the word is “drivel.”
A HEAVENLY HYPOTHESIS
God was bored four thousand years ago.
He was tired of the angels worshipping him, and he wanted a challenge.
He said to himself “I will build a universe in 7 days” thinking surely that will be challenging.
When he was finished he said “Not too bad, but not challenging enough”.
I am looking for a workout. Maybe I am not who the angels say I am.
I want to test myself. I will go into the world in the form of man.
But first, I will give myself a holy amnesia.
I will live in the form of man, and I will not reveal even to
myself who “I AM”.
I will reveal myself slowly to myself.
I will send myself prophets to reveal in riddles
who “I AM”.
Slowly I will bring myself back to the realization of who we I mean “I AM”.
When I realize who “I AM”.
I will go back to heaven, and let the angels worship me again.
I hypothesize, that the end of the world will not occur until all people are Christian. You will probably start citing versus contradicting me. I challenge you to seriously consider more evangelism unless you plan on staying on Earth for a long time. Please send this to all people that you know.