Comments on: I’m off! http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off A Blog of Atheist Thought Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:36:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: HairlessMonkeyDK http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-12376 HairlessMonkeyDK Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-12376 Karen... several points, here:<br /> <br /> 1) I ain't allergic.<br /> <br /> 2) I wouldn't consider it a hindrance if I were.<br /> <br /> 3) Plane tickets aren't THAT expensive.<br /> <br /> 4) Ich bin ein stalker!<br /> MUWAHAHAHAHHA!!!<br /> EHH...ehhemm... not really... sorry.<br /> Dammit! This whole moving to a new place must be gettin' to me.<br /> <br /> Well, at least I can always pick up a bible for a few good laughs. Karen… several points, here:

1) I ain’t allergic.

2) I wouldn’t consider it a hindrance if I were.

3) Plane tickets aren’t THAT expensive.

4) Ich bin ein stalker!
MUWAHAHAHAHHA!!!
EHH…ehhemm… not really… sorry.
Dammit! This whole moving to a new place must be gettin’ to me.

Well, at least I can always pick up a bible for a few good laughs.

]]> By: suttsteve http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-14857 suttsteve Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-14857 Have a good trip. Have a good trip.

]]> By: spanders http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-14858 spanders Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-14858 Good luck and enjoy! Good luck and enjoy!

]]> By: ebonyfax http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-14897 ebonyfax Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-14897 Are you required to bring your own foxhole? Are you required to bring your own foxhole?

]]> By: charlie http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-14914 charlie Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-14914 Search on this news.....Televangelist Robertson warns town of God's wrath .....can u imagine if any bad weather or other "terrible event happens in the next...I dunno ...5 years ...that people would believe Pat the Retard was right.....we in general are so gullable Search on this news…..Televangelist Robertson warns town of God’s wrath …..can u imagine if any bad weather or other “terrible event happens in the next…I dunno …5 years …that people would believe Pat the Retard was right…..we in general are so gullable

]]> By: say_no_to_christ http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-15121 say_no_to_christ Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-15121 Charlie<br /> <br /> I am still laughing my ass off over Pat and his stupid warnings!! Hahahaha!!! I know some christians will believe it if something were to happen and not once stop to think it is global warming! Man, we live in a country full of dumbasses!! I dont know whether to keep laughing or cry?!? Charlie

I am still laughing my ass off over Pat and his stupid warnings!! Hahahaha!!! I know some christians will believe it if something were to happen and not once stop to think it is global warming! Man, we live in a country full of dumbasses!! I dont know whether to keep laughing or cry?!?

]]> By: olaryagno http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-15148 olaryagno Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-15148 I am not quite sure whether to laugh, or be afraid in knowing that people actually listen to the nutball and take him seriously. Wow. Good luck at the event, Dave. I am not quite sure whether to laugh, or be afraid in knowing that people actually listen to the nutball and take him seriously. Wow. Good luck at the event, Dave.

]]> By: HairlessMonkeyDK http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-15176 HairlessMonkeyDK Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-15176 TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:<br /> (and everyone else for that matter).<br /> For the next week or two I'll be a bit busy packing up all my gear and gadgets and relocating to another burgh, so my much admir'd presence o' wisdom an' heresy on 'tis blog may be a bit erratic during said ordeal.<br /> So if any being/believer/creature/heretic/lunatic/man/woman or undecided should find their mental bossoms sorely missing my utterances and literary caresses, I'll apologize in advance.<br /> I'm harried with the worldly tasks<br /> involved in moving my carcass and careworn possesions a few miles away to a hamlet called M?l?v.<br /> 'tis far away in the backwoods o' Denmark, where even roadkill is consider'd a delicacy.<br /> In fact, I remember once being at a party in that neck o' the woods, and having taken in an insurmountable quantity o' rum, I'd gone outside to draw in the cool autumn breeze and<br /> to ponder ye vista of ye abyssmal distance 'tween ye ancient stars.<br /> Standing in darkness, thusly relaxed,<br /> I was suddenly aware of a *presence* behind me and the slobbering maw of some diabolical creature pressing against my lower back!<br /> I didst turn in a terrified daze<br /> and a horror beyond belief did greet my stunned gaze:<br /> A stout thing with large ears, portentuosly shining eyes and a wide mouth had snuck upon me!<br /> Bellowing out an agonized oath not suited for normal men, I threw my plastic cup at the beast, then puched the thing in its face...<br /> whereupon I fled, running cross frozen fields 'til finally finding comfort in my bed.<br /> <br /> The next day, the girl who'd thrown the party rang and asked why (as a witness had told her) I had pummeled one of the family's cows.<br /> *sigh*<br /> The worst thing is:<br /> True story. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
(and everyone else for that matter).
For the next week or two I’ll be a bit busy packing up all my gear and gadgets and relocating to another burgh, so my much admir’d presence o’ wisdom an’ heresy on ’tis blog may be a bit erratic during said ordeal.
So if any being/believer/creature/heretic/lunatic/man/woman or undecided should find their mental bossoms sorely missing my utterances and literary caresses, I’ll apologize in advance.
I’m harried with the worldly tasks
involved in moving my carcass and careworn possesions a few miles away to a hamlet called M?l?v.
’tis far away in the backwoods o’ Denmark, where even roadkill is consider’d a delicacy.
In fact, I remember once being at a party in that neck o’ the woods, and having taken in an insurmountable quantity o’ rum, I’d gone outside to draw in the cool autumn breeze and
to ponder ye vista of ye abyssmal distance ‘tween ye ancient stars.
Standing in darkness, thusly relaxed,
I was suddenly aware of a *presence* behind me and the slobbering maw of some diabolical creature pressing against my lower back!
I didst turn in a terrified daze
and a horror beyond belief did greet my stunned gaze:
A stout thing with large ears, portentuosly shining eyes and a wide mouth had snuck upon me!
Bellowing out an agonized oath not suited for normal men, I threw my plastic cup at the beast, then puched the thing in its face…
whereupon I fled, running cross frozen fields ’til finally finding comfort in my bed.

The next day, the girl who’d thrown the party rang and asked why (as a witness had told her) I had pummeled one of the family’s cows.
*sigh*
The worst thing is:
True story.

]]> By: mryder66 http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-15178 mryder66 Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-15178 HMDK<br /> <br /> LMAO<br /> <br /> That was a halarious story! Just as well the girl was not Hindu, thay may have stoned you for harming a sacred cow! HMDK

LMAO

That was a halarious story! Just as well the girl was not Hindu, thay may have stoned you for harming a sacred cow!

]]> By: karen http://atheists.org/blog/2005/11/10/i_m_off/comment-page-1#comment-15182 karen Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-15182 HDMK<br /> <br /> Hurry back to the blog, my Sweet; I shall wither and perish without your adoration!<br /> On top of everything else, you are an abuser of cows! Oh my.... HDMK

Hurry back to the blog, my Sweet; I shall wither and perish without your adoration!
On top of everything else, you are an abuser of cows! Oh my….

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