Comments on: Planned outage on Wednesday http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday A Blog of Atheist Thought Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:17:38 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: The Noodly Apendage http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11496 The Noodly Apendage Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11496 Personally, I'd like a Noodly Appendage function that allows you to edit your comments after you post them. Personally, I’d like a Noodly Appendage function that allows you to edit your comments after you post them.

]]> By: atomictesting http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11497 atomictesting Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11497 <blockquote>Maybe I'll take a shower or eat or something.</blockquote><br /> <br /> Wow, an unwashed, malnourished heathen! Nothing gets the ladies hotter, I hear :)<br /> <br /> j/k haha.

Maybe I’ll take a shower or eat or something.

Wow, an unwashed, malnourished heathen! Nothing gets the ladies hotter, I hear :)

j/k haha.

]]> By: http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11502 Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11502 An act of God, no doubt.<br /> <br /> God being the sysadmin... An act of God, no doubt.

God being the sysadmin…

]]> By: admin http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11513 admin Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11513 <blockquote>Techie Ed says it's a "performance upgrade", which is "techie talk" meaning "I don't know but it's an upgrade so it must be better".</blockquote><br /> <br /> Oh dear, he figured it out.<br /> <br /> Actually it's supposed to be a substantial improvement in performance. The new version also has better referral spam detection.<br /> <br /> Referrer log spam is bad because every hit looking for porn or cheap cialis, or spammers seeding the log with these keywords, competes with legitimate access. We want this blog to be "quick as a bunny" (that's more techie talk.)<br /> <br /> As to new features, go ahead and dream them up but don't hold your breath. The problem with adding code hacks is I have to re-do them every time I pick up a new version of the source. It's like Iraq - once you break it you're responsible for it forever. So with anything nontrivial I just add them to the official b2evolution wish list and hope the developers get to it eventually.<br /> <br /> "Techie Ed"

Techie Ed says it’s a “performance upgrade”, which is “techie talk” meaning “I don’t know but it’s an upgrade so it must be better”.

Oh dear, he figured it out.

Actually it’s supposed to be a substantial improvement in performance. The new version also has better referral spam detection.

Referrer log spam is bad because every hit looking for porn or cheap cialis, or spammers seeding the log with these keywords, competes with legitimate access. We want this blog to be “quick as a bunny” (that’s more techie talk.)

As to new features, go ahead and dream them up but don’t hold your breath. The problem with adding code hacks is I have to re-do them every time I pick up a new version of the source. It’s like Iraq – once you break it you’re responsible for it forever. So with anything nontrivial I just add them to the official b2evolution wish list and hope the developers get to it eventually.

“Techie Ed”

]]> By: VegeBrain http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11531 VegeBrain Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11531 How about a Satan feature that automatically translates posts written in Christianese into Heathenese so we can understand it? For example it'll translate "you're going to burn in hell" into "change your socks, they stink like hell." How about a Satan feature that automatically translates posts written in Christianese into Heathenese so we can understand it? For example it’ll translate “you’re going to burn in hell” into “change your socks, they stink like hell.”

]]> By: Gun Of Sod http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11537 Gun Of Sod Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11537 Sheesh, wish I could have an outage on Wednesday, I hate Wednesdays. Sheesh, wish I could have an outage on Wednesday, I hate Wednesdays.

]]> By: Gun Of Sod http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11538 Gun Of Sod Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11538 Hey Vegebrain, you may be interested in this:<br /> <br /> <address><br /> http://www.shipoffools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html<br /> </address><br /> <br /> <br /> <i>I pray thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O ye wayward winebibber!</i> Hey Vegebrain, you may be interested in this:

http://www.shipoffools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html

I pray thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O ye wayward winebibber!

]]> By: reluctantatheist http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11539 reluctantatheist Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11539 GoS: wow, you really love that thing, dontcha, <i> Listen, O ye Amalekite dog, for you will beget difficult teenagers!</i><br /> It IS pretty funny. GoS: wow, you really love that thing, dontcha, Listen, O ye Amalekite dog, for you will beget difficult teenagers!
It IS pretty funny.

]]> By: Gun Of Sod http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11540 Gun Of Sod Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11540 RA, yeah I'm going to build one, I reckon if I can get an electronic version of the Old Testament, index all unique words and sort them into nouns, adjectives etc I could make a generator of biblical passages.<br /> <br /> I could produce the "Book of Sod" at the click of a button! RA, yeah I’m going to build one, I reckon if I can get an electronic version of the Old Testament, index all unique words and sort them into nouns, adjectives etc I could make a generator of biblical passages.

I could produce the “Book of Sod” at the click of a button!

]]> By: reluctantatheist http://atheists.org/blog/2005/10/17/planned_outage_on_wednesday/comment-page-1#comment-11541 reluctantatheist Unknown, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 #comment-11541 GoS: in Java? I'm a VB/VBA guy myself(Yeah, yeah, I know, MS is Shaitan incarnate, but the RAD is SO easy to use!) <br /> Should be pretty easy to download a bible off the 'Net. In text format, of course! LOL. Easier to manipulate. <br /> Just stay away from those nasty ole Greek lexicons!<br /> "The Book of Sod". Sounds like gardening tips. LOL. GoS: in Java? I’m a VB/VBA guy myself(Yeah, yeah, I know, MS is Shaitan incarnate, but the RAD is SO easy to use!)
Should be pretty easy to download a bible off the ‘Net. In text format, of course! LOL. Easier to manipulate.
Just stay away from those nasty ole Greek lexicons!
“The Book of Sod”. Sounds like gardening tips. LOL.

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