I’m tired, a bit grumpy, and frankly not very motivated today. So instead of coming up with something worthwhile and useful, I’m posting this picture, which I think is just sooo rich in possibility. What do YOU think is going on here? Here are some of my thoughts:”Gee, Mr. President, your hand is cold”!”Ms. Meirs, what does an Astronought’s face look like during lift-off?”"… and then my mom told me if I made this face, and someone slapped my back, It would stay like this. Of course, I didn’t believe her.”
It’s wierd.
She’s got like a Lance Henriksen wrinkly face with Mick Jagger lips thing happening. If only she were so rockin’.
“I promise not to bite, just go on and invite … me to spend the night,
at your ranch and be polite, but if you still take fright, because my face is tight, then I guess I’ll say goodnight.”
Bush: Here is proof of intelligent design. Only God would have a purpose for something this ugly.
Bush’s Thought bubble:
let’s try that again
Bush’s thought bubble: “who was the bad guy from aladdin? Argh this is gonna bug the crap out of me…ummm…ummm…hmmmm, let me think. Was it jasmine? no, she wasn’t even in that movie. Oooo I got it…wait, it’s gone. Oooo it’s back, on the tip of my tongue…maybe, maybe, maybe…gone. Was it…Ja…Ja..started with a J…Jafra! That’s it, the evil Jafra! Where else have I heard that before, it sounds so familiar. Hmm…that sounds like a drink. Nice tasty jafra sounds good right about now. Maybe it’s some crazy muslim drink that’s fueling the terrorists. I’ll inform my cabinet to investigate this “jafra” stuff and get some for our own troops. HA! Take that terrorists! Hey wait a second, what are all these people doing here, and why is the lady I met on the bus yesterday talking to them through a microphone…”
I thought the job was to place a caption with the picture:
Miers to Bush, ” How dare you!”
Bush responds, “Wha!? I was asking you if you wanted a drink from our, private-sector provider, QuikTrip.”
“Oh, I’m sorry…when you said, ‘do you wanna have a “big-gulp,”‘ I just assumed that you were solicitig a repeat of what happened between BILL and MONICA,
I was suprised and lost my head over the thought of giving head….
Darrow: Lou Reed?
Miers: “Watch, I can hit the spittoon from here!”
Shrub: Is that dandruff? he mused.
hey give her a break she isnt used to making that face without being on her knees in the oval office
Hello, to all.
I turned 18, about 6 months ago, and have been an atheist for as far back as I can remember.
I recall times my mom would drive my siblings and I to church, as soon as the car door would open, I would run all the way home, which was a 4 mile workout; every Sunday.
Dangerman:
I think you got it right the first time!
Meirs: “and a big kiss to God for telling me to go ahead and get the permanent eye liner treatment..”"
Bush “I wonder if I can take another vacation now. I’d like to catch me some fish. Big fish. Lots o’ fish. Yeah. heh heh heh.
Watch me pull a gavel out of your ass………..
shrub thought bubbles:
1. Ok God I goosed her, now what?
2. Hmmm, she said she didn’t believe in evolution and here she is acting like a monkey.
3. shrub, after wispering “watch this” to dick cheney.
ms. meirs thought bubbles:
1. Dammit GW can’t you wait till we’re in your office.
2. Shit!!! next time i’m wearing panties.
caption:
1. Ms. Meirs demonstrates the impossibilty of apes being able to speak.
2. Laura to GW.. “wrong string honey”
Miers; Uhh my qualifications?? I don’t need no stinking qualifications.
GW; I wonder if I can suck the blood out of her like I have this country. Oh wait she is already lifeless.
Read my lips, I’m gonna fuck you people up!
Bush:
“You like that, you dirty little…”
Hmmm. When I get you back to the Oval Office, I gonna bend you over that desk and and pump that old wrinkled c**t till we’re BOTH bleedin’!
Condi Rice doctored photo
Condi Rice original photo
When you see us, it’s kind of hard to imagine that we did not evolve from monkeys. Then again, some people might think it hard to allow that “W” and I are the product of “Intelligent” Design!!!
The shrub looks horny and the old hag looks like she sneezed.
“This is the face I made when I kissed George’s ass”
Before the press conference, George bet his presidency to Saddam Hussein that Harriet Meyers couldn’t get any uglier. Hussein’s inauguration will be tomorrow at noon.
A HEAVENLY HYPOTHESIS
God was bored four thousand years ago.
He was tired of the angels worshipping him, and he wanted a challenge.
He said to himself “I will build a universe in 7 days” thinking surely that will be challenging.
When he was finished he said “Not too bad, but not challenging enough”.
I am looking for a workout. Maybe I am not who the angels say I am.
I want to test myself. I will go into the world in the form of man.
But first, I will give myself a holy amnesia.
I will live in the form of man, and I will not reveal even to
myself who “I AM”.
I will reveal myself slowly to myself.
I will send myself prophets to reveal in riddles
who “I AM”.
Slowly I will bring myself back to the realization of who we I mean “I AM”.
When I realize who “I AM”.
I will go back to heaven, and let the angels worship me again.
I hypothesize, that the end of the world will not occur until all people are Christian. You will probably start citing versus contradicting me. I challenge you to seriously consider more evangelism unless you plan on staying on Earth for a long time. Please send this to all people that you know.