I’m tired, a bit grumpy, and frankly not very motivated today. So instead of coming up with something worthwhile and useful, I’m posting this picture, which I think is just sooo rich in possibility. What do YOU think is going on here? Here are some of my thoughts:”Gee, Mr. President, your hand is cold”!”Ms. Meirs, what does an Astronought’s face look like during lift-off?”"… and then my mom told me if I made this face, and someone slapped my back, It would stay like this. Of course, I didn’t believe her.”
When you see us, it’s kind of hard to imagine that we did not evolve from monkeys. Then again, some people might think it hard to allow that “W” and I are the product of “Intelligent” Design!!!
The shrub looks horny and the old hag looks like she sneezed.
“This is the face I made when I kissed George’s ass”
Before the press conference, George bet his presidency to Saddam Hussein that Harriet Meyers couldn’t get any uglier. Hussein’s inauguration will be tomorrow at noon.
A HEAVENLY HYPOTHESIS
God was bored four thousand years ago.
He was tired of the angels worshipping him, and he wanted a challenge.
He said to himself “I will build a universe in 7 days” thinking surely that will be challenging.
When he was finished he said “Not too bad, but not challenging enough”.
I am looking for a workout. Maybe I am not who the angels say I am.
I want to test myself. I will go into the world in the form of man.
But first, I will give myself a holy amnesia.
I will live in the form of man, and I will not reveal even to
myself who “I AM”.
I will reveal myself slowly to myself.
I will send myself prophets to reveal in riddles
who “I AM”.
Slowly I will bring myself back to the realization of who we I mean “I AM”.
When I realize who “I AM”.
I will go back to heaven, and let the angels worship me again.
I hypothesize, that the end of the world will not occur until all people are Christian. You will probably start citing versus contradicting me. I challenge you to seriously consider more evangelism unless you plan on staying on Earth for a long time. Please send this to all people that you know.