Pat Robertson on Venezuela’s Chavez: ?”I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it…We have the ability to take him out”Ex 20:13 — “Thou shalt not Kill”Yes, murder is something we ought to do, sometimes. So much for “Moral Absolutes” of the 10 Commandments. Break a commandment, but don’t ever be gay. Or an Atheist. Or a feminist. Gee — it’s almost as if he is actually picking and choosing when and when not to obey his Bible. Almost as if he doesn’t REALLY think the bible is the perfect word of God, hmmm??? Almost.
OK, I have another idea for Pat Robertson:
Let’s take up a collection to buy the needed supplies to make Pat what he has always wanted.
First we need about 3m of 18cm x18 cm Oak,
Second we need about 1.5 m of 12 cm x 12 cm Oak.
Third we need a small chainsaw to make the articulating notch.
Fourth, we articulate the two Oak sticks to form an offset cruciform shape.
Fifth we need a nice 20cm x 20 cm x 90 cm recess in a big block of concrete – say, a parking lot.
Sixth we need a couple of lag bolts and a mother-f***ing big drill with a Forschner bit to accomodate the lag bolts. (The better to hold the articulation together, my friends.)
Seventh, we need some nice rawhide leather strap – say 1 cm wide by 3mm thick and 8-10 m long – well soaked in hot water.
Eighth we need Pat Robertson.
Assemble cruciform structure, secuirng with lag bolts. Attach Pat Robertson with several wraps of wet rawhide. Suggested placement would be extremities – distal and proximal wraps following the cruciform structure.
Wraps around the trunk or neck are optional.
Arrange for a mechanism (people, crane, etc.) to lift the cruciform shape and insert the long end into the excavated space in the concrete.
Wait.
There is no need for extra cruciform structures – Pat has the credentials to fill the two thieves’ positions alll by himself.
Place of Pay-per-view and charge more as the sun warms the son (of a bitch) and the rawhide shrinks.
Any “believer” wanting mercy must sit through the 200 + hours of 700 Club prayers for the death of (pick the victim) + the prayer to change the direction of the hurricane then bearing down on Va. Beach.
Why? Well we could blame the entire Gulf Coast disaster on Pat’s prayers….
Intriguing, Mr. Darrow. Perhaps reverse the cruciform?
Nah. The last thing this world needs R more Xtian martyrs. It propounds their persecution complex.
Rehnquist apparently passed away today. While I am saddened by his passing (“Each man’s death diminishes me” – John Donne), I cannot but help thinking that Robertson’s prayers to free up the Supreme Court hit the wrong target (if I believed in God, that is).
Rehnquist was the Chief justice, & was pro-prayer-in-the schools, pro-Xtian, & handed down the recent nonsensical TC ruling.
There R two openings, & we can only hope that the Shrub doesn’t tap yet another Xtian Neo-con (vain hope that that may be).
he doesn’t mean to kill him. he means to take him out of power.
…by assassinating him. This is clearly different as “killing” has two l’s in it and “assassinating” has two s’s.
This is demonstrated in a recent sermon by Pat to the congregation in Trailor County:
..And as Pat said unto the congregation reading from the book of “Wibble”, “Two l’s go straight to hell, two s’s the lord will bless us”.
celtic_lord88, why is this any better anyway? Chavez has been twice democratically elected to office, he currently has an approval rating of 71.3 %.
He has done a great deal to help out the poor both in Venezuela and neighbouring countries (including the USA – Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP)), Growth in Venezuela was 9.3% in the first half of 2005, illiteracy rates have plummeted. All sounds like good stuff to me.
I guess the problem is he just refuses to hand over control of Venezuelas oil resources to American interests.
celtic_lord88: R U JOKING? He specifically stipulates to use special operatives! Whatever UR smoking, I’d like some of that! Must be good stuff! Why is it these religious types turn off their left hemisphere & re-explain something that’s inconvenient? Robertson is no Xtian, at least by their rulebook (if not reality). U did see the news clip?
Please, get a grip.
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